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-Well Seymor I made it, despite your directions
=Ah superintendent welcome, I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable lunchin'
-Ngeh
= *gasp*
=Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined! But what if . . .I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking hohohoho, delightfully devilish Seymor
-uh--

:musical_note:Skinner with his crazy explanations, the superintendent's gonna need his medication, when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!

-Seymor!
=Superintendent! I was uh- just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise, care to join me?
-Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymor?
=uh oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having, mmmmm steamed clams . . .. whew . . . Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers
-I though we were having steamed clams?
=oho no, I said steamed hams, that's what I call hamburgers
-Really?
=Yes, it's a regional dialect
-uh huh, uh what region?
= uhh upstate New York?
-Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard the expression steamed hams
=Not not from Utica no it's an Albany expression
-I see . . . .You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger
=Ohoho, patented Skinner burgers! Old family recipe
- . . for steamed hams?
=Yes
-And you call them steamed hams despite the fact they're obviously grilled
=ye- . . You don't Thi- . . One thing I Sho- . . excuse me one moment
-Of course
=aaah well that was wonderful, good times were had by all I'm pooped
-Yes well I should be goi- Good lord what is happening in there?!
=Aroura Borealis?
-A- Aroura Borealis!? At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
= . . . yes
- . . May I see it?
= No
+Seymor! the house is on fire!
=No mother it's just the Northern Lights!
-Well Seymor you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham
+HEEELP! HEEEELP!