RUNNING AROUND, NO AMMO, ZOMBIES ALL OVER MY BIG BLACK ♥♥♥♥. CANT GET THESE THINGS OFF ME FOR ♥♥♥♥. LAST ONE ALIVE, MOMMAS SCREAMIN FOR ME TO HELP HER TAKE THE TRASH OUT. IM TELLIN HER TO SHUT HER MOUTH BECAUSE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT ♥♥♥♥ THAT I NEED TO HANDLE.

THIS RED CRATE WONT FIT THROUGH THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOOR, THERES 50 ZOMBIES BEHIND ME AND IM TRYING TO RUB ONE OFF. SWEAT IS DRIPPING FROM MY BROW AS I RELEASE MY SWEET WHITE NECTAR ACROSS MY KEY BOARD. FINALLY THE RED CRATE GETS THROUGH THE DOOR AND INTO THE SPOT TO GIVE MY TEAM MATES THE D0P3 HEALZ THEY ALL DESERVE. I AM A COME DRENCHED HERO. CARPE FUGGIN DIEM, ♥♥♥♥♥.

SPRAYING MY MAC INTO 100S OF THESE LOSERS AND THEY'RE JUST EATING MY BULLETS AS IF IT WERE TINY MOUSE TURDS AND THEY ARE ME. LICKING THE DELICIOUS TURDS OFF THE PISS SOAKED FLOOR. MY MOM CUTS THE CIRCUT TO MY ROOM AND THE POWER GOES OFF. I SLAP HER IN THE THROAT AND GET KICKED OUT OF MY HOUSE.

THIS GAME SUCKS.

1/10.

RUNNING AROUND, NO AMMO, ZOMBIES ALL OVER MY BIG BLACK DICK. CANT GET THESE THINGS OFF ME FOR SHIT. LAST ONE ALIVE, MOMMAS SCREAMIN FOR ME TO HELP HER TAKE THE TRASH OUT. IM TELLIN HER TO SHUT HER MOUTH BECAUSE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT SHIT THAT I NEED TO HANDLE. THIS RED CRATE WONT FIT THROUGH THE GOD DAMNED DOOR, THERES 50 ZOMBIES BEHIND ME AND IM TRYING TO RUB ONE OFF. SWEAT IS DRIPPING FROM MY BROW AS I RELEASE MY SWEET WHITE NECTAR ACROSS MY KEY BOARD. FINALLY THE RED CRATE GETS THROUGH THE DOOR AND INTO THE SPOT TO GIVE MY TEAM MATES THE D0P3 HEALZ THEY ALL DESERVE. I AM A COME DRENCHED HERO. CARPE FUGGIN DIEM, BITCH. SPRAYING MY MAC INTO 100S OF THESE LOSERS AND THEY'RE JUST EATING MY BULLETS AS IF IT WERE TINY MOUSE TURDS AND THEY ARE ME. LICKING THE DELICIOUS TURDS OFF THE PISS SOAKED FLOOR. MY MOM CUTS THE CIRCUT TO MY ROOM AND THE POWER GOES OFF. I SLAP HER IN THE THROAT AND GET KICKED OUT OF MY HOUSE. THIS GAME SUCKS. 1/10.