We met at my local supermarket.

Sainsbury's is where we locked eyes, the moment that happened, I knew something unbelievable was about to occur.
He turned and ran, so I had to follow him for it was with him my fate fell.
We ran for hours, whenever I saw him look back he looked back with a smile; This was destiny.

Before we knew it we were lost in a forest, I could hear the sea crashing into rocks in the distance. It's echo was of a beautiful melody I'll never forget.

But he left, suddenly, it was cold and damp.
I was on my own.
This was too much to handle, I had to rest.

I woke up to the crackling of fire, and the sweet aroma of freshly hunted venison.
He came back, for me.
In the distance again I heard a melody, this time it was my favourite song. We danced for what seemed a lifetime, a lifetime I'd happily live again. when it was finally time for this night to end I laid my head to rest.

When I woke I was in my bed.



I'll never forget you Bear Grylls.

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*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... Thats actually pretty bad kid.

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