Ohhh, Spudd?
You mean the man who’s been “playing” Elden Ring so slowly it feels like a live‑action documentary. You’ve been in Limgrave so long the wildlife probably pays you rent. Your progress is so painfully slow FromSoftware might patch in a mobility scooter just for you. At this rate, you’ll finish Elden Ring the same week the sequel drops.

And Rocket League? Watching you “rotate” is like watching a fridge attempt ballet. Every time you chase the ball, the universe hesitates out of concern. Your aerials have the elegance of a brick thrown by someone who’s never thrown anything. Even the ball avoids you out of second‑hand embarrassment.

Your reactions are so delayed I’m convinced your gameplay is delivered by carrier pigeon.

For your birthday, do the gaming world a favour: take a break. Maybe finish Elden Ring before the heat death of the universe.

heeey,nice game tf2)Added me

👍👈

I used to bicycle EVERYWHERE as a kid. I really loved it. Then as I got to around 15 and we moved out of town I’d take my bike every day to school which was 30-45 minutes. It was really a Forest gump “I just started biking” situation, biked everywhere.

Then one day last year (23 at the time) I was like hey I wonder how strong my legs are because I’m generally fit but nothing crazy. Got a free trial at a gym an leg pressed 300kg

Turns out biking almost everyday for most of your life really helps (I loved to go fast too so I’d always pedal hard)

л о х по жизни

This guy is worse than a 90 inch long ♥♥♥♥ penetrating you 24/7 for a century, he hacks and is also racist af. Ban and Report please

- rep Ohhh, Spudd? You mean the sentient sack of potatoes I dismantled in Fragpunk? Mate, your aim’s got worse connection than a Tesco Mobile hotspot in a tunnel. Tutorial bots put up more of a fight, and they’re literally coded to miss. You move like you’re controlling your character via Royal Mail, and your reaction time’s so slow I could brew a cuppa between shots.

How do you have negative game sense? You play like your monitor’s a glorified mirror because you clearly aren’t seeing the screen. Every time I saw you, I had a full English’s worth of time to line up my shots. And your movement? You charge into fights like a drunk bloke squaring up to his own reflection.

For everyone’s sake, uninstall and take up knitting. At least then, when you’re dropping stitches, it won’t be your entire team’s win rate you’re ruining.

-rep eventually spent time on reading this comment instead of clicking cookies

-rep clicks cookies in his spare time

hidden profile ok

tryharding nurse ok

Hi Lan, Dan from chat support here. We have reviewed the video you sent in and concluded you need to go touch grass. Thanks

This man Lan definitely didn't watch the clip

Did you even watch my video? I didn't stop your friend at all lmao

You bodyblocked my premade on purpose at the exit gate. He recorded and sent the full report via the chat support. Enjoy the ban. You reap what you sow

Lan I hope you get reported for how ♥♥♥♥ you played that.

Damn Lan, caught in 4k and by the killer. Feels bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPaR7EYVEuc

This you, Lan? lmaooooo

Degenerate antimate. Recorded and reported. -rep

- rep always comes in my shop as we're about to close. Comes in most days too (multiple times each day), like bro... just write a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ list next time!

-rep bad mate dbd

Very nice player

im sure hiding around the map because you were outskilled will be entertaining for your stream

I got hacked hard. Last 48h total nightmare. You okay dude?

Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!

+rep the way he plays spirit shows they are a

-rep

nice surv

You know what, amigo? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Maybe you don't know how long I've been on Reddit, but take a guess. It's a long time. Lemme check right now, dot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dot dot... 7 years. I've been on Reddit for mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 7 years. Suck my plums ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ camped, can't wait for my reddit gold once I expose you.

-rep gg ez bad huntress

♥♥♥♥ you i had to find your profile after i closed my game you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my dad is actually a cop and im going to tell him that you hacked my computer and that you forced me to alt f4 my game i had open and that he needs to put you in jail because my dad knows the government and i can get you put in jail because my dad is a cop and i could probably get this ♥♥♥♥ profile deleted because my dad is in the government and he knows how to hack he codes linux and he can hack you for hacking me how would you like it if i closed your dead by daylight huh? well im

going to delete your dead by daylight because my dad will hack your computer and he is really good and can hide his ip and ♥♥♥♥ you lol im going to troll you and delete your steam library im not even mad but you messed with the wrong kid im going to hack you and the goverment will also hack you because my dad will tell them too why dont you click alt f4 and d/c huh you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huh? you suck lol hope you are good at not getting hacked lol!

tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

No, you guys were just bad. Take the loss like a champ ;)

-Rep camper and tunneler

You literally hide behind a private profile knowing full well no-one can say negative things about you on there.
And yet you have the audacity to throw ♥♥♥♥ when you can't take a loss.
Interesting...

-rep, is a trash killer who complains about maps, perks and keys, when they tunnel, camp and slugs. Get better soon. <3

-rep noob killer tunneler

spudd unskilled player but that is quite normally, This very very ordinary....They need to check him killer and brain.....Maybe he not farm but maybe he using the game wii controller...and this cant seem on game screen...

Ну конечно, тупой британец не может играть нормально, поэтому начинает кемпить, класс, первый ранг называется, хотя и не удивительно, первые ранги играть нормально не могут, только с этой гавёной тактикой, так мало того, чел, что за хиты по воздуху? У тебя что инет ещё хуже чем в селе? Купи нормальный инет, позор, ей богу.

-rep never streams. FAKE NEWS.

Thanks E-Girl, I felt bad that your team didn't rescue you before 2nd state :(
Gl next

+rep insane trickster

Он конченные долбaeб, забейте

+rep nice billy didn't give the hatch tho

All in one game? Damn that's not even toxic, that's impressive!

-rep face camping, tunnel and slug with trickster

-rep Almost better than Noob3. Ran me for 5 generators and counting.

-rep пидр кемперский

+rep; Super cute and very good killer! Good luck in your next matches :3