I just lost my virginity and said Poggers

Ok so we were flirting and he took of his pants and started to rub his bulge then he pulls his ♥♥♥♥ out, I dead ass said “ that’s pretty pog” he then broke up with me after we were done 💀

Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like myself.
So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?" Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too.

Jesus Tony, you've gone on quite a spending spree

Jesus Kieran, you've gone on quite a spending spree

Jesus Kieran, you've gone on quite a spending spree

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