♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE CRABS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MY LOVE FOR THIS MEMBER OF THE CRUSTACEAN FAMILY (AND BY EXTENSION ALL CRUSTACEANS) EXTENDS BEYOND THE STARS, BEYOND THE COSMOS, BEYOND THE EVER EXTENDING REACH OF THE UNIVERSE. I BET YOU MY LIFE, MY LIVES SAVINGS, AND THE LIVES OF ALL MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS THAT YOU WILL NOT FIND A SINGLE BASTARD ON THIS PLANET OR ANY LIVING BEING IN THIS GALAXY THAT SURPASSES MY LEVEL OF LOVE FOR CRABS.

CRABS ARE THE GREATEST LIFE FORMS KNOWN TO THE UNIVERSE AND I CAN SIMPLY PROVE IT WITH ONE STUDY, THE EFFECT OF CARCINISAITION. IT HAS BEEN DOCUMENTED AMONG CRUSTACEANS, BUGS AND OTHER EXOSKELETON BARING CREATURES THAT MANY OF THEM TEND TO EVOLVE INTO CRABS. YOU MIGHT BE ASKING WHAT THAT MEANS AND ITS SIMPLE, THEY EVOLVE CRAB LIKE TRAITS SUCH AS A MORE ROUNDED BODY SHAPE, TEN LIMBS WITH TWO OF THEM BEING CRAB LIKE CLAWS, AND VARIOUS OTHER CRAB LIKE TRAITS. YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF ASKING "WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN?, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EVOLVE INTO A CRAB" WELL MY FRIEND THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE. CRABS ARE A SUPERIOR FORM OF BEING, IF NATURE ITSELF WANTS TO TURN SO MANY SPECIES INTO CRABS, AND BY EXTENSION SO MANY SPECIES WISH TO BECOME CRABS THIS CLEARLY INDICATES THAT CRABS ARE THE SUPERIOR FORM OF BEING, AND IF THE HUMAN RACE NEVER EXPERIENCES CARCINISAITION WE WILL ULTIMATELY FAIL AS A SPECIES. BOTTOM LINE CRABS ARE PERFECT IN NATURE, EITHER BECOME CRAB OR DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH

REASON TWO, THEY LOOK COOL. THIS SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE BUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUST LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CRUSTY BASTARDS, THEY COME IN A VARIETY OF COLOURS FROM PURE WHITE/GREY (SEE GHOST CRABS) ALL THE WAY TO A DEEP ATTRACTIVE PURPLE (SEE VAMPIRE CRABS) THE BEAUTY OF CRABS DOESNT ONLY COME DOWN TO THEIR ENORMOUS COLOUR SPAN, IT ALSO COMES FROM THE SHAPE AND SIZE RANGE THESE KNIGHTS OF NATURE POSSESS, THEY CAN GO FROM ROTUND ARMOURED KILLING MACHINES SUCH AS YOUR AVERAGE CRAB, TO LONG, GIANT, SLENDER LIKE KILLERS SUCH AS THE SPIDER CRAB OR THE JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB TO HULKING, TANK LIKE MURDER MACHINES SUCH AS THE COCONUT CRAB, THE LARGEST SPECIES OF CRAB AND BY EXTENSION EXOSKELETON OWNING BEING OUT THERE WITH TODAYS OXYGEN LEVEL, THEY ARE CAPABLE OF TAKING DOWN BIRDS, SMALL RODENTS, AND ARE THEORISED TO HAVE EATEN THE CORPSE OF AMELIA AIRHEART (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THATS METAL)

I PERSONALLY THINK THAT THE HERMIT CRAB SUB-SPECIES IS THE BEST FORM OF CRAB (ALONG WITH THE COCONUT CRAB DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY ARE ESSENTIALLY LARGER FORMS OF HERMIT CRABS THAT DO NOT REQUIRE SHELLS FROM SNAILS DUE TO THEIR HARD SHELLED BODY) THEY HAVE BEEN SEEN TO JOIN IN SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIPS WITH SEA ANEMONES, WHERE THE ANEMONE WILL ATTACH ITSELF TO THE SHELL OF AN UNDERWATER HERMIT CRAB AND PROTECT IT FROM INCOMING FISH IN RETURN FOR THE FOOD SCRAPS AND MOBILE PROTECTION OF THE HERMIT CRAB ITSELF.
AND IN OTHER CASES, WITH MORE COMMON TYPES OF HERMIT CRABS, ONCE A SHELL WASHES TO SHORE AND IT DOES NOT FIT THE HERMIT CRAB THAT FINDS IT, THEY GATHER OTHER CRABS IN THE VICINITY TO LINE UP ACCORDING TO SIZE TO EXCHANGE A TRADE WHERE EACH CRAB JUMPS OUT OF THEIR SHELL TO USE THE ONE IN FRONT OF THEM, THIS IS A VERY COMPLEX PROCEDURE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM AND HERMIT CRABS MUST BE APPLAUDED FOR DOING THIS.

TO CONCLUDE BASED ON RESEARCH AND STUDIES CRABS ARE IN FACT, THE GREATEST FORM OF ORGANISM TO EXIST IN THE NATURAL REALM, AND WILL CONTINUE TO PROSPER.
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