I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum. I walked 47 miles of barbed wire, and I use a cobra snake for a necktie. Well, I'm imp the dimp, the ladies pimp. The women fight for my delight. I am a bad dude! Jonny Ripsaw the Devils son-in-law. I gave a highway patrol man a speeding ticket, and sold a blind man a flash light. I might not be the baddest man in the world, but I'm in the top two, and my fathers gettin old.