I am a professional jack-of-all-tech: sysop, networking, diag/repair, code monkey, CSR, etc...
I am currently working as a systems administrator in higher education.
I'm happily engaged to a wonderful girl.
I'm interested in the creation, editing, and general design of digital imagery, sound, and video.
I love full, acoustically diverse music with lots of instruments, like jazz fusion and symphonic metal.
I like to watch plot-driven action, mystery, and psychological movies and anime occasionally.
I enjoy writing of all kinds and expression through language; mostly manga nowadays.
I want to learn a foreign language—current interests Finnish and Japanese—but I never get far.
I haven't yet found a culture I find enviable and would love to move out in the middle of nowhere.
If there were any piece of media able to describe me at any moment, this is it. [looptube.io]

My process is thinking... thinking... and thinking. If you have a better way, please let me know.
‎ ― Hayao Miyazaki

Sometimes I think the urge to believe in our own worldview is our most powerful intellectual imperative, the mind's equivalent of feeding, fighting, and fornicating. People will eagerly twist facts into wholly unrecognizable shapes to fit them into existing suppositions. They'll ignore the obvious, select the irrelevant, and spin it all into a tapestry of self-deception, solely to justify an idea, no matter how impoverished or self-destructive.
‎ ― Barry Eisler. The Last Assassin

He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he knows, nor judge all he sees.
‎ ― Benjamin Franklin. Poor Richard's Almanac

I always aim for something unexpected that hasn't been done before. Art begins with questions like "why the hell has he done that?"
‎ ― Kari Tykkylainen

If a maintenance programmer can't quote entire Monty Python movies from memory, he or she has no business being a programmer.
‎ ― Roedy Green. How To Write Unmaintainable Code

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
‎ ― Scott Adams

The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements.
‎ ― Brian Kerninghan. Unix for Beginners, 1979

The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.
‎ ― Marcus Tullius Cicero. De Finibus Bonorum et Malorum, trans. H. Rackham (1914)

grafica: i cant stop eating rapes

ampz: need a poo but cant be arsed to get up

mugi: i wonder if she puts her ♥♥♥♥ arm in her stomach vagina

pupcake: "I want to get stepped on by catgirls" - sev

pupcake: welcome to mcdonalds what will you order
sev: nothing because I'd rather go to chipotle
pupcake: *dines on my lobster prepared by my 17 private chefs complete with caviar*
pupcake: *sits on side of pool, pouring my aged wine on the poolside deck*
pupcake: OH ENRICO, ANOTHER PEASENT IS TRYING TO CALL CHIPOTLE A GOOD PLACE TO DINE
pupcake: *gets fed grapes on piano while still pouring more wine on the floor*

Nano: the question isn't which one is worse, the question is: what the ♥♥♥♥ is this?

Nano: 1 kHz isn't something that would hurt your organism

sev: windows is a virus
Nano: save it on your quotes

Ram: I love watching you sleep

Ram: I wish i had the feeling of someone, somewhere, jacking to my profile pic :'c

Thunderstrike: mario looks sexy as ♥♥♥♥ in that tanooki suit

Juckey: historical oppression of vagina

Friday, April 02, 2016
Juckey: tfw 2010 was 16 years ago
Shad: was it

sev: http://i.imgur.com/Xez24DB.webm
Juckey: this is why we need hitler

Juckey: [blast intensifies]

Juckey: my ♥♥♥♥ is radioactive

Juckey: 1stpersonassualtcarbine.dds
Juckey: you had one job obsidian

Juckey: le sexual offender face

Juckey: I should teach my cat morse code

Juckey: bark bark

Juckey: tha ks for clrarint that up broo...

sev is now playing danny danfred's backdoor adventure
Juckey: what is my backdoor adventure
sev: anal
Juckey: oh
sev:
Juckey: http://backdoorjobs.com
sev: short-term backdoor adventures
Juckey: :)

sev: "cause of death: no sauna"
Juckey: hot steam dependency

Juckey: whats the point of all the websites if everythings private
sev: yes
sev: pretending to be a normie
sev: can't even do that
Juckey: also my cat vomited on my bedsheets
sev: good topic switch
Juckey: yes
Juckey: that translates to
Juckey: brb

Prinn: I can't do long division
sev: calculators bro
Prinn: nay, you can't
Prinn: not with alzebra
Prinn: because alzebra's like
Prinn: HEH
Prinn: I'M A ZEBRA
Prinn: I DO WHATEVER I WANT
Prinn: and then it punches you in the face

Prinn: Optimus Prime is actually a gorilla

Prinn: there's a weird eggplant room

Ennui: dongles are like keys
Ennui: but they're shaped funny
Ennui: and don't fit anything else you have
Ennui: and only work on your door
Ennui: and have a funny name

Ennui: "Well, who wouldn't want to ♥♥♥♥ Robert Downy Jr.? I mean, I'm a guy, and -I- would ♥♥♥♥ him. Not even gay"
Ennui: and then like
Ennui: 10 minutes of arguing
Ennui: over if it was gay or not
Ennui: to lust over Robert Downey Jr.
Ennui: verdict was "kinda"

sev: you know the world's gone to ♥♥♥♥ when people are selling virtual poop emoticons for $8.60 per unit
Joabyy: yes, we can no longer devolve as a species
sev: we have reached the end of our journey
Joabyy: we hit the rock bottom of rock bottom
sev: all that is left is to wait for our untimely demise
sev: meteors, supermutants, who knows.
sev: all I know is that we're done for.
Joabyy: big macs

Nightstalker: You stick a meat into it
Nightstalker: And eat it

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heh the l*nks are gone, get tricked idiot