ALISTAMENTO MILITAR OBRIGATÓRIO:
Você foi selecionado para ser enviado ao Irã como parte do pelotão de defesa antiaérea, pois consta em seu registro militar que você aguenta muita bombada.
Comparecer ao quartel mais próximo para apresentação com urgência.

lmao. they seemed weird as hell

They deleted their comment lmao

damn bro, you went through my whole internet just to tell me my hands are fat? you the director of your high school’s FBI division?

Hey todd just wanted to leave a message as you missed the circle jerk tonight. The guys here were really missing you and your nice smooth hands and we figured we would check in and make sure you were still cool with us. All love Todd, we hope to see you at the meeting for insecure dads that wear nail polish later

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