Our Father, which art in the basement,
Edmund be thy name.
Thy Sacred Heart come.
Thy will be devil rooms,
as well as angel rooms.
Give us this day our daily Judas HP up
and forgive us for our d6 habit scapular
As we forgive the cat-o-nine-tails
And lead us to the item room,
But deliver us from sacrifice rooms.
For thine is the damage up,
The speed up, and the tears up,
For ever and ever.
Amen