you know that other guy who "accidentaly" shot me in the back, just killed me up there? XD
mfking rat

Imagine how Lara crofts underwear smelled after like a week or two long expedition. She didn't have a shower.

Lets say it's 1 week. That would be at least 7 dumps (she has regular dumps since she eats healthy). Sure she wipes afterwards but it's impossible to get it fully cleaned.

Everytime she takes a pee some drops gets into the underwear. So that adds to it.

She also has vaginal discharge in the underwear.

Don't forget she is walking around a rain forest. It's going to be sweaty.

She is traveling light so maybe she only has like 2-3 underwear with her. She probably puts the used underwear in a bag.

Imagine smelling that bag after a week. That would be quite extreme. Or like if you take those panties and filter hot water through them and make some tea. Wonder how that would taste.

Wonder if they will ever put that into the game.

If I had the ability to stop time, I would became a pornstar. Why, you ask?

Well, right when I'm about to release my clam chowder all over my actresses face, I would freeze time and take a break.

Then after my break, I would dump some more baby-gravy on her face and freeze time again. I would keep doing this for what feels like centuries. Just thousands of times of me unfreezing long enough to dump mayonnaise and refreezing again.

Then after all of that time of releasin' the semen, I would unfreeze time. then lo and behold, the world's longest and most unexplainable moneyshot with the girl being buried in the Elmer's glue looking more like a sticky Jabba the Hutt type creature than a girl after the multiple houred length moneyshot.

To top it off, my hair and beard would continue to grow the whole time so as I'm spewing out this monumental load of gusher juice and my hair would gray as I aged away.

people would talk about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that changed the world for millenniums to come

Cenaze günü balkonda sigara içiyor.

When I was 19 l was suicidal. I went to go lay down on the train tracks and get run over. I got bored waiting for a train so in decided to rub one out while laying on the tracks. Post nut clarity helped me get off the tracks and get the help I needed.

I never wanted this. I never wanted to unleash my legions. Together, we banished the ignorance of Old Night. But you betrayed me, you betrayed us all. You stole power from the Gods and lied to your sons. Mankind has only one chance to prosper, if you will not seize it, then I WILL. So let it be war, from the skies of Terra to the Galactic Rim. Let the seas boil, let the stars fall. Though it takes the last drop of my blood, I will see the galaxy freed once more. And if I cannot save it from your failure, Father, then let the galaxy BURN!