"The ancient philosopher lao tzu once said the best man is like water. Water is good, it benefits all things and does not compete with them. It dwels in lowly places. Get ready, take out your notebooks. Because today you just might learn a ninja lesson. The way to tranquility is through self mastery. We'll train in the art of ninja discipline, and what better way to train this virtue than through goat fighting. To master goats is to master one's self. To master one's self is to be in the zen. To bleed from the head is dangerous. It may have lasting medical side effects, including and not limited to: embarrasment. While you fed your appetite in worldly pleasures, I toiled and like a phoenix I rose out of the ashes. And in my weakness, I grew strong, and I became a warrior. I collected myself, literally, and rose from the ashes. And in my feeble state, I learned to trust the way of the eternal dow. For the way of the eternal dow is like a cup. It is bottomless, and it has no end. I am full, and I contain nations, but on the way to strength can lead to arrogance. The five colors cause ones eyes to be blind. The five tones cause ones ears to be deaf. And getting punched in the face five times might eff up your day. But that won't stop me from taking all the stuff off your body and sell it at a bar nearby. Like a racoon, I steal things. And like a turtle, I carry a lot on my back." - Ambiguousamphibian

This game is amazing / 10