"Video games don't affect kids. If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
(Marcus Brigstocke)


"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
(Hunter S. Thompson)


"Men who believe absurdities will commit atrocities."
(Voltaire)


“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”
"Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come,we are not."
(Epicurus)


"I'm a professor, why isn't any body listening to me!"
"I only have a few years to live, i don't want to spend them dead!"
"Yes, it's the apocalypse alright. I always thought I'd have a hand in it."
(Professor H. Farnsworth)