this player needs to lose his virginity.

Although he’s very skilled at counter strike, there’s still a flair of immaturity to his playstyle. I noticed that he was still a virgin after paying close attention.

The reason why s1mple is at his current level is because he lost his virginity. Without it, he’d only be at around prime coldzera’s level, which is still great but pales in comparison to his 2018 form which was the year he lost his virginity.

This player can attain new levels of raw skill the day he loses his virginity. He will fully mature in his playstyle and will be able to play not with the mindset of a boy, but of a man.

hey ur kinda handsome - u wanna sex? like right now would be kinda cool - like so cool infact, like we could like, uhmmmm.... hold hands? :3 UwU? like maybe idk if thats too much or anything but like i would really enjoy that a whole lot right now. hi :3 ^.^ - please? pwetty pweaseeeeee? ^.^ :3 kek UwU xD

to meet a woman in a park is nice, but to park meat it a woman is better

Please stop notifying me that you are going to masturbate.
I'm not sure why a grown "hetero" man is telling another grown man this but it's unbecoming and frankly gross. I don't know if you're expecting a high-five or something (especially not with where your hand has been).
I honestly shouldn't have to tell you this but it needs to stop. If you message me with this again I can only offer two warnings before I discontinue contact completely.

+rep funny and hard working office dog

one's innocent sin cannot remain their eternal punishment. you must forget.