Promachos 最近的评测

never have i empathized so much with a character i despised so much

i ♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game

I'm more of a meat lovers kind of guy anyway

They finally killed Sonic, A++

Finally lived my lifelong dream of getting with an apache attack helo, 10/10

The music is so sad because you don't get your forklift certification afterwards

The dark souls of plant based tax evasion games. Evaded taxes and fought god. 10/10

Roughly similar to being bit by a dog. It was cute, you trusted it and it promised you fluffly joy, however when you tried to pet it it bit your hand and gave you rabies. Ow/10 would have euthanized

Before you buy this game you have to ask yourself a few questions.
Do I like dying?
Do I like dying in space?
Do I like dying in space with the knowledge that I let down an entire race of people?
Do I like doing any of the above violently and explosively?
Do I like lasers and giant space spiders?
If you answered yes to any of the above please seek treatment immediately.
Also I gave the game a 10/10 would go to therapy again

Set my own prison on fire, got charged with criminal negligence and got sent to my own still burning prison.
451/10 would burn again