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Bluppy 2025 年 3 月 10 日 下午 8:58 
Last night, I trimmed my ass hair. Felt clean as hell. Took a quick 2-minute shower, completely unaware of what was coming, and passed out like a baby. Woke up in the morning, ran my hand over my ass, and damn, it was smooth. Felt amazing, no lie. Had breakfast, went to uni, finally got there, sat down, and tried to listen to the lecture. But since I spent a couple of hours last night dealing with my hairy situation, I didn’t get much sleep. So, I put my head down on the desk and knocked out.

Woke up like 1-2 hours later, and since I was sleeping in an "L" position, my stomach was all squished up. Felt a fart coming. No big deal, happens all the time. Thought I’d do a little stealth move, lift my right cheek slightly, and let it out nice and quiet. Lifted my cheek… and BOOM. Ten straight seconds of thunder. The whole damn desk was shaking.
󠀡󠀡 2019 年 7 月 11 日 上午 1:31 
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EARL GREY PROFILES

NAME: Jean-Luc Perriwinkle Picard
OCCUPATION: Starship Big Cheese
AGE: 94
BIRTHPLACE: Paris, Terra Sector
EYES: Grey
SKIN: Tanned
HAIR: Not much
LAST MAGAZINE READ:
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TEA: Earl Grey. Hot.

EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.

On my planet, to rest is to rest -- to cease using energy. To me, it
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instead of saving it.
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Mikha 2019 年 1 月 24 日 下午 8:20 
Additional reputation: homobama
𝐉𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐧 2018 年 11 月 12 日 下午 7:24 
💃🎽🚕 Performance review for mrsotty 🐊📀💎

mrsotty is willing to face physical risks and danger, and appears to do so without fear. Sets an example of bravery that inspires others. When ideas are challenged by others, mrsotty listens to their view and tries to defend a position, but may not yet have the experience or authority to present the case well. Or may be over-aggressive in defending a position. Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones. Has proved to be trustworthy, but has not yet been given access to material of a highly confidential or sensitive nature.

🏀 + 🐝 = 🌏
Bluppy 2018 年 7 月 6 日 下午 9:36 
+rep

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Magicc 2017 年 6 月 22 日 上午 2:59 
How did i write nice wrong
Magicc 2017 年 6 月 22 日 上午 2:59 
+rep ncie guy good trader i could trade more :D And i like maths
Enter 2017 年 6 月 10 日 下午 11:26 
+rep nice trader
miami yacine 2017 年 6 月 9 日 上午 2:13 
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bsPORSCHE 2017 年 5 月 31 日 上午 1:06 
added for trade
Gigachadd 2017 年 5 月 21 日 上午 3:43 
+rep solid trader
Im1LetterShor 2017 年 5 月 10 日 上午 6:20 
+rep fast nice trader, good luck man! :)
aized 2017 年 5 月 9 日 下午 9:19 
+rep, very friendly and kind trader :D
nskimo ✨ 2017 年 5 月 9 日 上午 4:33 
+rep, he is a hero, very fair trader :D
Marco.G 2017 年 5 月 7 日 下午 11:46 
added for trade
Clyde Walter 2017 年 5 月 5 日 下午 11:20 
+rep good trader and is helpful aswell
stat1k 2017 年 5 月 5 日 下午 10:15 
+rep :) friendly trader :D
Vessel 2017 年 5 月 4 日 上午 6:04 
Trade?
Alexander Von Burmese Hoover 2017 年 5 月 4 日 上午 3:52 
+rep fast and consice
jiggy 2017 年 5 月 2 日 上午 9:17 
Hey man, what you looking to trade?
🙂 2017 年 4 月 26 日 上午 3:05 
+rep Funny and fast trader.
wosc 2017 年 4 月 25 日 下午 7:01 
+rep nice trader
JERRY 遭交易封禁 2017 年 4 月 23 日 下午 6:50 
+rep nice trade
Parf 2017 年 4 月 7 日 上午 3:00 
+rep we finally traded after a month =)
Kibo 2017 年 4 月 5 日 下午 5:35 
+Rep for being a fair trader :)
crust 2017 年 4 月 4 日 下午 9:24 
+rep good trader :)
「gabriel」 2017 年 4 月 4 日 下午 4:29 
+rep Good guy!
Zori 2017 年 4 月 4 日 上午 6:46 
+rep quick and fair trader ! nice guy :)
Notorious 2017 年 4 月 3 日 上午 5:02 
+rep thx for float check !!
ben 2017 年 4 月 3 日 上午 4:08 
+rep good trader
✧␢︎𝖚𝖓𝖓yتʙ0yZ 2017 年 3 月 31 日 上午 2:49 
+rep nice player cs:go
Almnkz 2017 年 3 月 30 日 上午 6:28 
Added for trade
MP[V] 2017 年 3 月 25 日 上午 6:25 
+rep quick trade
✪ rØcks 2017 年 3 月 22 日 上午 4:39 
ADDED FOR THE M9
Juanito 2017 年 3 月 20 日 下午 5:45 
Be aware of scammers! I personally
know that Kornileus is a scammer!
J3xY 2017 年 3 月 20 日 上午 7:01 
+rep good trader
BecH유 2017 年 3 月 18 日 上午 4:59 
add me, wanna discuss trade
believe in yourself 2017 年 3 月 15 日 上午 12:49 
+rep
bailey 2017 年 3 月 6 日 上午 5:09 
:lovebubble:
bailey 2017 年 3 月 6 日 上午 5:08 
+rep
Jayfree1337 2017 年 3 月 5 日 下午 10:51 
+rep great and friendly trader
H4RTZ 2017 年 3 月 3 日 下午 2:31 
+rep nice Hombre and really good Trader...10/10
innVee 2017 年 2 月 26 日 上午 12:26 
+rep Great and fair trader
tribalwhale 2017 年 2 月 25 日 上午 6:40 
+rep nice guy
HugoBOSS 2017 年 2 月 25 日 上午 3:19 
added to trade
Adolf Rizzler 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 12:14 
+rep good trader
Frostal 2017 年 2 月 23 日 上午 1:04 
+rep
Bluppy 2017 年 2 月 22 日 上午 4:16 
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PUSSY 2017 年 2 月 18 日 下午 10:58 
Hi dude. I sent u counter offer
PistoletoV 2017 年 2 月 17 日 上午 12:28 
send me offer