Londoner. Come at me.

Please don't sit around on your computer all day tryna kiss my ass asking for free items, it won't work. Instead I'll tell you to go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, sorry, that's just me.

Scammers/phishers. Stay away,
I know every possible method of scamming:

- Fake links
- Fake rep, impersonators
- Fake middleman
- Fake anything
- Trade item to 'friend'
- Chargebacks
- Sending cash through Steam wallet
- Quickswitch
- Item not showing in trade
- Oh look, is that what you did? *Link to video which downloads a remote desktop controller*

I'm legit.