Scout from TF2 is my husband and i love him, anyone else claiming to be his wife is a stinky fake and u should shame them~

RED is like fire
BLU is like water
Say 67 again and your family will be slaughtered

no one asked but i don't care, gonna self report here: i own like 3 plushies of Scout, one of them being the official one, and his stupid expensive NECA figure, plus props of his weapons and a ton of keychains/pins

this isn't a joke when i say that at least 20 of it was from random drops. Scout loves giving it to me and i love taking it, what can i say~

i wanna **** Scout's **** until he's ******* whining and panting **** *** when i **** his **** and hold his hand