***IF YOU WERE A SUPPORTER AND YOU READ THIS, MAKE SURE YOU GOT YOUR FREE KEY!!! CHECK ALL YOUR FOLDERS***

The ultimate high-school lunch break is back in glorious full screen. This is a jazzed-up ~3-in-1 remaster of Captains Forever, Successor and Impostor (demo: captainforever.com) with funkier graphics and sound, more eccentric dialogue, a more fleshed-out story and fancy new parts. These are a straight upgrade from the original online games. Not everything made it from the online games to this one (webcam and ship exports in particular) but I'm holding out hope for these in an update.

Anyway, the games are mostly about blowing up enemy spaceships in your sector, then grabbing their parts and sticking them on your own ship. You can build your ship any way you like, from huge storming behemoth (how I aim to be) down to timid skulking pea-shooter (how I usually end up), as long as you can scavenge for the right parts. It's very strategic and addictive, and creates palpable tension between your budding artistic flair and your urgent need to survive. I highly recommend you at least play the demo; if you like that, this absolutely will not disappoint.

Oh and then there's Impostor, which is in its own dimension of madness and has to be seen to be believed

***IF YOU WERE A SUPPORTER AND YOU READ THIS, MAKE SURE YOU GOT YOUR FREE KEY!!! CHECK ALL YOUR FOLDERS*** The ultimate high-school lunch break is back in glorious full screen. This is a jazzed-up ~3-in-1 remaster of Captains Forever, Successor and Impostor (demo: captainforever.com) with funkier graphics and sound, more eccentric dialogue, a more fleshed-out story and fancy new parts. These are a straight upgrade from the original online games. Not everything made it from the online games to this one (webcam and ship exports in particular) but I'm holding out hope for these in an update. Anyway, the games are mostly about blowing up enemy spaceships in your sector, then grabbing their parts and sticking them on your own ship. You can build your ship any way you like, from huge storming behemoth (how I aim to be) down to timid skulking pea-shooter (how I usually end up), as long as you can scavenge for the right parts. It's very strategic and addictive, and creates palpable tension between your budding artistic flair and your urgent need to survive. I highly recommend you at least play the demo; if you like that, this absolutely will not disappoint. Oh and then there's Impostor, which is in its own dimension of madness and has to be seen to be believed