Dear Sir in the Commonwealth of Virginia,



I was playing the Team Fortress 2 the other day when I noticed you, too, were also playing. I attempted to join your match and, once more, enjoy your company. Unfortunately, the game had told me that I was unable to join you due to matchmaking rules.



I do declare that, hopefully within the near future, we should schedule an opportunity to play this game together once more. It was always the utmost pleasure playing with you. Please, do not be afraid to contact me about future engagements.



With all Due Respect,



Candidate Shader.