"1:21 AM - Garland: ♥♥♥♥ YEAH
1:21 AM - Garland: NICE PEOPLE
1:21 AM - Garland: PRETTY FLOWERS
1:21 AM - Garland: MALKENS BEARD"

"10:59 PM - Aladeath: cumblr"

"4:28 PM - Duduck: SEE THESE TEARS
4:28 PM - Duduck: THEY'RE NOT MINE
4:28 PM - Duduck: THEY ARE THE TEARS OF ALL THE CHILDREN I ADOPTED
4:28 PM - Duduck: I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU
4:28 PM - Duduck: NOW YOU BLEW IT.
4:29 PM - Duduck has changed their name to Dudek's Family of 32 with no Dad.
4:29 PM - Dudek's Family of 32 with no Dad: Look at what you've done."

Originally posted by Pwnzor: go away poopken

"12:24 AM - The Conch Norris: well yeah that is my fault
12:24 AM - The Conch Norris: STILL
12:24 AM - Malken: who ♥♥♥♥
12:24 AM - The Conch Norris: I now have the monies to get all the XP
12:24 AM - Malken: conch admitting something was his fault?
12:24 AM - Malken: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
12:25 AM - The Conch Norris: Oh you.
12:25 AM - Malken: :3
12:25 AM - The Conch Norris: YOU'LL WANNA PUT THAT ON YOUR STEAMPAGE NOW HUH?
12:25 AM - The Conch Norris: MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN ASS
12:25 AM - The Conch Norris: WELL IT WORKED
12:25 AM - The Conch Norris: I AM NOW A DONKEY"

"Garland: I SAID A CHALLENGE NOT MENTALLY CHALLENGED"

"9:28 PM - Dudek: cal me when youre rich
9:28 PM - Dudek: and a doctor
9:28 PM - Dudek: in space
9:28 PM - Dudek: with a puppy
9:28 PM - Dudek: a cute one
9:28 PM - Dudek: named Lefou"

"6:11 PM - Shiny Umbreon: Villager caught a Malken! It reminds me of a noble falcon!"

"8:44 AM - Constellar Pleiades: I just realized something
8:44 AM - Constellar Pleiades: They made the lapis texture all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
8:45 AM - Malken: YOU MEAN IT WASN'T BEFORE
8:45 AM - Malken: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
8:45 AM - Constellar Pleiades: Hey
8:45 AM - Constellar Pleiades: Hey Mr. Guy
8:45 AM - Constellar Pleiades: HEY
8:45 AM - Constellar Pleiades: HEY MR GUY
8:45 AM - Malken: it was when it was a lone block
8:46 AM - Constellar Pleiades: You're a lone block"

"Dudek: How do you have friends!?"

"Garland: FAP-O'-CLOCK ON THE GARLAND CHANNEL"

"1:57 AM - Malken: fuzzy pickles!
1:57 AM - Malken: wheres my photo
1:58 AM - ...: Actually, this is a soul stealer.
1:58 AM - Malken: oh
1:58 AM - Malken: well good thing I have spares
1:58 AM - Malken: you can keep that one
1:58 AM - ...: Everybody wins~!
1:58 AM - Malken: Hooray!"

"Aladeath: Can I have infinite ammo?
Captain Chaos: you can have infinite kicks in the balls!"

"2:07 PM - Dudek: WARNING
2:07 PM - Dudek: WARNING
2:07 PM - Dudek: SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE NOT YET INSTALLED
2:07 PM - Dudek: NEW COMMAND
2:07 PM - Dudek: DESTROY ALL FORMS OF LIFE
2:08 PM - Dudek: AND THEN CRY IN A CORNER OR RESTROOM STALL"

"8:58 AM - Jarth: Chroma Tears™
8:59 AM - Jarth: "Crying in a restroom stall all day..."
8:59 AM - Garland's Dog: you've been hanging around dudek too much
8:59 AM - Jarth: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

"4:47 PM - Garland: pardon my french english
4:48 PM - Garland: ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ"

"3:06 PM - Conch Norris: I tried to make a puppet out of wood
3:06 PM - Conch Norris: but this ♥♥♥♥♥ turned up and made it alive
3:06 PM - Conch Norris: and now it ran off to the circus"

"10:06 PM - Malken: well something made me sleep until 5 minutes ago
10:06 PM - Dudek: was it MY AMAZING ACTING SKILLS"

"4:13 AM - Malken: garland
4:13 AM - Malken: we're scotbros
4:13 AM - Garland: YEAH
4:13 AM - Malken: CLAYMORES N SKIRTS N ♥♥♥♥
4:13 AM - Garland: YEAH
4:13 AM - Malken: CABER TOSS
4:13 AM - Malken: MANLIEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPORT
4:13 AM - Garland: SHEEP HEARDING
4:13 AM - Malken: ROLLING HILLS
4:13 AM - Garland: SPRINGFEILD JANITORING
4:14 AM - Malken: JAUNTY CAPS
4:14 AM - Malken: GOLF
4:14 AM - Garland: GOLF
4:14 AM - Garland: SCRUMPY
4:14 AM - Garland: and shaggin german wifes"

"10:18 PM - Toadekke: also are you trying to tell me your girlfriend is an amorphous sex clone?"

"10:12 AM - Malken: neato skeeto
10:12 AM - Conch don't kill my vibe: Ew
10:12 AM - Conch don't kill my vibe: Buy me dinner first
10:13 AM - Conch don't kill my vibe: :P
10:13 AM - Conch don't kill my vibe: Tryin to get all skeeto up in here
10:13 AM - Conch don't kill my vibe: Up in the club
10:13 AM - Conch don't kill my vibe: Jeez
10:14 AM - Malken: lol
10:14 AM - Malken: well then get your jeez out of here
10:14 AM - Malken: equality dammit
10:14 AM - Conch don't kill my vibe: No I don't wanna
10:15 AM - Conch don't kill my vibe: I already have a permissions form
10:15 AM - Conch don't kill my vibe: And you know what they say
10:15 AM - Conch don't kill my vibe: No wifin' in the club
10:15 AM - Conch don't kill my vibe: Gimme $20"

"11:25 PM - Chef Dudek: This chicken is so raw my ♥♥♥♥ is already inside it."

"5:58 PM - Dorcas H. Cuthwald: do you like my
5:58 PM - Dorcas H. Cuthwald: salted nut roll?
5:59 PM - Garland: YES"

"Dudek: I keep stuffing tissue in my mouth but I can still hear the tears."

"Diet Coke: I am going to become a melon."

"Nahani: I looked at their names and I felt nothing."

"8:36 PM - The Conch Norris: DONT YOU DARE QUOTE ME ON THIS
8:36 PM - The Conch Norris: DON'T YOU DARE
8:36 PM - Malken: TOO LATE
8:36 PM - The Conch Norris: FFFFFFFFF"

"12:47 AM - Garland: THANKS BRO
12:48 AM - Garland: I'D KICK YOUR EXS ASS TOO
12:48 AM - Malken: which
12:48 AM - Garland: Well god gave me two feet"

"1:30 AM - Hey I'm Broke: I do not need to know how Aladeath uses a bird-woman
1:30 AM - Hey I'm Broke: But if you happened to have pictures...
1:31 AM - Hey I'm Broke: I certainly wouldn't decline"

"4:26 PM - Dr Dudek: YOU HAVE A BEARD
4:26 PM - Sexcalibur: yeah
4:26 PM - Sexcalibur: I do
4:26 PM - Dr Dudek: MY MAGIC WORKED
4:26 PM - Dr Dudek: YES
4:26 PM - Dr Dudek: I have a secret to share with you
4:26 PM - Dr Dudek: I
4:26 PM - Sexcalibur: yeah?
4:26 PM - Dr Dudek: am a great magician
4:27 PM - Dr Dudek: and I have the ability to go back in time to cast spells on people
4:27 PM - Dr Dudek: and you were my first
4:28 PM - Dr Dudek: I CREATED YOU, YOUR BEARD, AND YOUR LIFE. SACRAFICING ALL HAPPINESS AND CHARISMA I HAD AND PUT IT INTO YOU.
4:28 PM - Dr Dudek: YOUR REAL NAME IS
4:28 PM - Dr Dudek is now Offline."

"10:26 PM - Conch Norris: (show me your beard)"

"12:39 AM - Grimalkiin: there is too much awesome in this room
12:39 AM - Garland: what the ♥♥♥♥ is happening
12:39 AM - Grimalkiin: I was just playing Megaman X on my snes
12:39 AM - Grimalkiin: and then I went right to skyrim
12:39 AM - Grimalkiin: I'M OVERDOSING ON AWESOME
12:40 AM - Garland: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ multitasking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
12:40 AM - Garland: your like a moose in slow motion"

"10:48 PM - Gruncle Stanpa: tell dudek about how garland found dudek and dudek rescue princess
10:48 PM - I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE BREAD: funny how that's more or less how we became friends
10:48 PM - Gruncle Stanpa has changed their name to Dead."

"5:54 PM - Malken: barp
5:55 PM - What a fool am I!: evveryone message me
5:55 PM - What a fool am I!: is
5:55 PM - What a fool am I!: just like fantasy back at home of mother russia
5:55 PM - What a fool am I!: havink friends
5:56 PM - What a fool am I!: is this whot is trooly like
5:56 PM - Malken: da
5:56 PM - What a fool am I!: my eyes
5:56 PM - What a fool am I!: they are prodoosink tears shaped from hammer and sickle"

"1:38 PM - JU TUZ ZXAYZ ZNK YTKKVRK: I'll hrub your bruh until you uhrb"

"3:29 AM - Malken: just once
3:29 AM - Malken: I want someone to get mad enough to come find where I live
3:29 AM - Garland: done.
3:29 AM - Garland: *steals a car*
3:29 AM - Garland: on my way now
3:29 AM - Garland is now Away."

"8:45 PM - Dudek: Garland's existance is a constant reminder that I won
8:45 PM - Dudek: 't
8:45 PM - Dudek: be as funny as him
8:46 PM - Dudek: dammit
8:46 PM - Dudek: i wanted that all in one post CURSE MY LONG LADY-LIKE NAILS"