Hey I'm a really nice guy. I've been playing helldivers for quite a while and I'm feeling like boosting some girl gamers (preferably ones that look kinda good, I'd appreciate if you could send a picture before beginning.) and this because often when I talk to girls otherwise they don't take my helldivers-skill in to consideration. Many girls through the years did friendzone me and I'm really tired of all douchebags taking the girls who deserve better.

Hi,I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful(but also intelligent looking!) female,and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you?It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Steam.I am quite popular on this platform,so if you require guidance,please throw me a dm.I will assist you at any hour,day or night.And, before you are mistaken,I do not seek your hand in a romantic way;although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me,as many women often are.I am a man of standard,and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way,unlike my peers.So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience.Consider me a Player 2,a companion,a partner,and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.I see you play CoH? I am a CoH aficionado,so I would be happy to assist you.Platonically of course unless you (like many others)change your mind on that.I look forward to our future together as friends of course

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Recently i have discovered that you are unworthy of my friendship. I'm sorry to give you this information, but to be blunt, you're an embarrassment to my well-being. You honestly make me sick.

Love, Uncle Beugz

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