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Palestinian Territory, Occupied 
And he thinks it is way too big, and he looks for ways to make it smaller. One day, he finds out about a witch in the woods who can solve his problem.
When he went to the witch, she told him to look for a frog by the stream and ask the frog to have sex with him. The frog will say no, and his penis will shrink by five inches.
He goes to the frog, and asks him, "will you have sex with me?" The frog said "no!" and his penis shrunk by five inches.
He thought this was great and asked again, "will you have sex with me?" The frog again said "no!" and his penis shrunk by five inches.
The man was very pleased and thought his penis was still a little too big. He decided to ask the frog one last time, "will you have sex with me?"
"How many times do I have to tell you? No! No! No!"