Hi, I'm not dead, just a fried computer

I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

+rep Great man

+rep Great lover

L O D S O F E M O N E What does that spell? LOADSAMONEY

Everyday millions of babies are born in the United States alone. Many of these babies climb out of vaginas. Some are born out of slime in Paradox space, thanks to a special video game your mommy used to play. But regardless of how these babies are born, they all come into the world with a special force, called "Love." This is that story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk