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Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.

Quite frankly, the fact that our two ball sacks have merged into a single unit is very upsetting to me. approximately 100,000 years ago, when our neanderthal ancestors roamed the earth and lived in caves, they had no worry about their testicles clanging against one another. in their separate sacks, neanderthals had no worry of their testicles wrapping around themselves or accidentally hitting each other. Hell, it would have been pure bliss to be able to put one testicle down each pant leg, amiright guys? Just the other day I was playing with my dad, and as he crouched his naked body on top of mine, his singular ball sack could only lay on one of my eyes, but never both. Imagine the ecstacy of being able to put one testicle on each of my eyes -- as if I were at a spa hydrating my eye lids with my dear dads sweet ball nectar. But a man can only dream, I suppose.

Stahp. 👋 🏻 Don't Flirt Wit Meh. Do Yhu Not Know What In A➡ RELATIONSHIP⬅ Means.? Frfr.👋 🏻 I Am Loyal. 💯 I Am In Love.💗 && Nobody Gunna Come Between Us. 😝 Stop Wit Yhur Thirsty Asses Tryna Hit Me Up On The DL, I Am Commited.✌ 🏼👌🏼💯

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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I’d start by slowly massaging your shoulders, while sitting on your thighs. Relieve some tension around your shoulder blades. I’d then slowly work my way to your lower back, and begin squeezing around the base of your back. While straddling your ♥♥♥ I’d begin rubbing my hand on each side massaging your ♥♥♥, relaxing you, making sure you’re as comfortable as you could possibly be. I’d turn around while still sitting on you and rub my hands ever so gently in between your thick thighs. In and out of the creases you feel contempt, and at ease.

So I fapped this morning came into a paper towel and accidentally left it on the night stand (yes I'm gross but keep reading) flash forward to a few hours to when the girlfriend came home only for her to discover a bunch of ants on my night stand apparently ants love ♥♥♥ so to test my theory I left part of a fruit by the foot by the used ♥♥♥ rag and see what they prefer (I'm sick get over it and keep reading ) flash forward an hour and they didn't even touch the fruit by the foot so weird fact ants are ♥♥♥♥♥ for ♥♥♥

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