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Thanks for helping me destroy my libtard teacher LIKE A BOSS

I'm 14. My school started sex-ed, I said that I identify as an AH-64 Apache attack helicopter, (dead meme, I know), and un-ironically asked me what my preferred pronouns were. "Propeller and rotor." soon thereafter, I stated that my gender identity had changed to being mayonnaise. He once again un-ironically asked me what my preferred pronouns were. I couldn't take it, and burst out laughing alongside the rest of my like-minded peers. I managed to utter something along the lines of "this is what happens when the ideological pathogen known as liberalism infects western society."

Ah, ye ol' haruspicy

First, make a reasonable 10 cubical decimeters circle of Croatian crystal-salt and draw these three symbols in the middle of it ☸️♎️☣️ then, make your sister stand on those impious symbols and let her recite the lyrics to “She’s So Gone” by Lemonade Mouth. As soon as she says the words “Are you shocked?” STAB HER IN THE HEART 17 TIMES WHILE STARING INTO HER EYES and then proceed to cut out her intestines and consuming her liver in a single swallow. Let her body rot where the sun doesn’t shine and then, after approximately eight to twelve years, scatter her skeletal remains around the garden at your mother’s or uncle’s childhood home. Hope that helps! 🤠💚