jeremy just got accepted into harvard xxx

ive been keeping your tapeworm in the garage. hes told me his name is jeremy and hes going to marry cousin jessica. i told you to take those tablets straight away, and now look at whats happened. silly little nwah

went to the pharmacy to pick up those tablets for your tapeworm. drop by later and i’ll wrap them in some ham for you to take straight away. don’t want it gaining sentience like the last one

granny beryl died yesterday. love and hugs xx

have sent you $20 for your birthday. hope you have a great day. ps, granny beryl has advanced liver cancer, only few weeks to live. sending love and hugs xx

love u xxx