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Melbourne, Victoria, Australia 
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick".
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
All I want in return for fixing your hot tub is to let me use it occasionally when I am on a date.
I find it much easier to get chicks from the bar to come back to my place if I tell them I have a hot tub. The problem is, I live in a basement apartment and do not have a hot tub. Hot tubs are great for getting chicks drunk; something about drinking in a hot tub makes them get completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ without even knowing it. I don't know the science behind it, but it is a proven fact that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get more drunk in a hot tub. Before you know it, these chicks are passed out drunk and ready to ♥♥♥♥.
Don't worry, I won't need to use your house or anything when I get my ♥♥♥♥ on; I usually just bang them in the back of my truck and drop them off at a McDonalds.
So basically, in return for fixing your hot tub, all I ask is that you let me use it for 2-3 hours about four or five times a week.
Please let me know if this sounds fair to you.
- Zack.