>wake up
>push the prositute I forced to wear Jaycee cosplay off bed
>punch the picture of Marduk I have on my wall
>wavedash my way to bathroom
>brush teeth and wash face
>perform 10 different jaguar noises in front of mirror
>boot up pc and get ready for some tekken
>ask armor king discord if there's any new tech
>"f,f,N,2 into f,f,N,2"
>start up Tekken 7
>spend 2 hours in practice doing shining wizard against marduk cpu
>time for ranked
>select my favorite armor king custom, the default one (no time to make customs when my brother must be avenged)
>first match, it's a marduk player, im his one way ticket to hell
>start off the 1st round with f,f,N,2, the best move in the game
>of course it lands, a calculated risk
>make quick work of him, he couldn't handle my barrage of shining wizards and f,f,N,2s
>winquit him
>those with blood on their hands are destined to remain red rank, but I will ascend from this ranked-hell soon enough into bluer ranks where I rightfully belong
>enough ranked for today
>close tekken 7 and go on amazon
>search "jaguar mask cheap"
>I must become one with myself to truly become a master
>check armor king discord
>someone posted that they're relieved that armor king is finally good now
>"armor king is bottom 10" I tell him "JDCR said so"
>time to leave, going to stop by my favorite bar to end the day