You know those epic games? You know the kind. The ones that make you wish you were living in that world more than this one.

This game isn't that, but it's pretty awesome. My wife keeps stealing the controller from my kids to "help"them. 2 hours later, "Mommy, can I play?"

No, no you can't. Gotta find the fish to tame the eagle. Gotta find the pistol to get the cowgirl.

Keep away from adults. This game is a drug!

You know those epic games? You know the kind. The ones that make you wish you were living in that world more than this one. This game isn't that, but it's pretty awesome. My wife keeps stealing the controller from my kids to "help"them. 2 hours later, "Mommy, can I play?" No, no you can't. Gotta find the fish to tame the eagle. Gotta find the pistol to get the cowgirl. Keep away from adults. This game is a drug!