You need to play more games. You're a bad person.

The XCom Brosquad succeeded in repelling the alien threat. Alec 'magic man' Moore was the only survivor.

In memoriam:
Shaun 'lights out' Richardson
Curtis 'vampire' Winters
Jake 'ice' Stephens
Duncan 'nova' Brain
Fraser 'loco' Moore
Kyle 'smokes' Britton
Brad 'papa bear' Malcolm
Shahriar 'hazard' Sabri
Eric 'smokey' Robertson