Im the guy you see IRL and are envious of but you dont expect me to be a pro gamer aswell! Alot of you kids out there don't know you can balance games, money, and women! It doesn't have to be just 1 and I pick them all. When you find your grove with the ladies the puzzle pieces fall. Find me by the club VIP most weekends, look for the guy with the full gold watch sipping on a gin n tonic. Shoutout to any girl gamers out there I'm always single and looking to chat add me! ;) . A big part of going out is I love the fact that when I go somewhere with hundreds of people, almost all of them will remember who I am when it's over. I'm a social butterfly and it shows. New to working out too so dont worry i'll be huge soon. I could probably bench press a skinny nerd, or a lady if you know what I mean ;). If you're on my team take orders, cause 9 times outta 10 I'm better than you and you better listen up or get out.

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