isu 最近的评测

don't play this game. I watched real footage of japanese horse races from the 90s because of it. something has gone wrong with me. I must gather my carats for new year haru urara. urara la la la

it's a gacha, you know the problem with that. but as someone who's played a great many mobages over the years, the localization of umamusume is superb, and the character writing is so strong that it's no wonder cygames struck gold here. there's truly love put into every character. now if only i could stop playing it for several hours each day of my life

H̡͏̫͔̫̣͞e̶̤̠̞̳̱̱͝͝r̶͇̩͖̞̣̦̳̪̥̖̪̰͠͠ę͖͖̻̮͖͓͙̯͔̘̦̦͕̠̬̝͝ͅͅ'̷̶̷̡͇̺̭̜͈͍̯̩͇̳s̴̛͏̰̜̖̮̼̪ ̵̢̬̹͚͉̪̫̭͓͇͍̼̜̱̠̬́͞͠ͅa̧͏̻͔͍̪̘͈̫̝͘͘ ̸̴̧̘̯̗̬̤̙̝̜͍̦̤͕̞̰̘̱̞ͅs̵̸̢͕̫̻̝͔͙̭͕͚͞ͅu̡̩̞̯͓̹̘̗̖͠g̷̸̱͎̖̖̳̼͉͔͔̥̮̗̬͝͠ͅͅǵ̠̠̮̥̩͢͞͡e̸̵̡̥̼͖̬͍̙̠ś̶̵̡̬̯̟͔̞̭̪̫̘͈̮̱͍̹̫̮̺̞t͎͕͎̰̣͉̱̟͉̗̙̼̟͓̝́í̷̧̕҉̩͓̬͍̗̞͈̫͙̼o̭̲̻͈̕͝n̸̢͈͉͈̗̟͙̫͇͟͡ ̵̪̪̞̭̭̗̫͞͝-̹̼͚̼͉̙͚̘͙̲̱̪̭̫̞͕̜͍̳́͝͠ ̧̧̧̥̯͉͖͞͠h̜͉͕̖̻̖̭͕̲̞͢a̴͡҉͍̙̹͙̻̘̮̱̥̦̟̝̰̱̩̪̫͈̟́v̷̙̦̪̠̬̙̼ẹ̸̡̺̟͓̭̖̘̺̮̘͞ ͏̛̹̮̪͔͚y̢͘͟҉̱̻͖̥͕̺̦̟̪͇̱̦̱͖͉͙̲̻͕o̴̡̫̮͈̤̼̕͞u͡͏̴̝̯̫̱̳͎͎͜͞ ̷̛͔̰̜̮̪͖͙̥̺͉̦̭͔͍̪c̴͕̼͙͕̫̱̗͈͇̰͎̫̳̬͎͞ó̥̙̟̮̭͕͉̝͜n̢̟̞̠̻̭̮͈̥̗͇̙̪̟̕͠s̶̶̛͈̞̫͙̟̹̗̥̤̹̺̗̜̥͕͡͝ͅi̧͏͏̗͇̥̱̬̲͔͙̼̝͓d̢̛͎͙͓̻̙̠̱͍̰̲̤̳͓͓̭̻͉̀́̀e͉͇̜̻͈̲̜̠̼̹̼̘̭̰̘̖̕ͅŗ͖̖̞͚͖̫̗̣̙̠͢ͅe҉̷̕҉͇̦̭̞͓̠̮͕d̻̗̝͈̻̤̱̕̕͘͠͝ ̨̀́͟͏̪͓͙k̰̻̬̼̰̦̣̱͕͢ͅi҉̧̩̙̠̭̱̟̼̖̙͉̯̟̠̻̖̦͘ĺ̵̙̩̖̖̣̠͘l̸̡̠͇̱̗͉i̷̧҉̗͙̬̞͉̘̤͓͇n͕͍̩͍̱̯̗̟̞͙͎͖͉͙̜͘͡ͅͅͅģ̙͓͓̦̤͍̥̠̯̩͔̦̠̩̮̰̪̀̀ ̢̺̬͈͔̣͙͞ý̩͙̭̼̤̺̼̞̞̕̕͟͠o͜͏̯͔̺̜̭ͅͅu͏̭̠͉͎̯͎͈̝̟͇̳̺̙r̶̤͙̯̖͎̖͔̗̹̕͟͞s̨̡̜͔̲e̢̬̼͚̫͚̞̘̣͜l̷͙̭̖̜̮͎̬̺͉̭̣͎͉͎͙͙̀f̢͙̜̠̪̜͈̝̼̦͈͓͓̥̘̼̬̥̩͘͜?͡͏͍̻͈͙̠̫͖̳̝͚ ̸̱͉͎̙͎͎͢T̸̨̧͈̲̗͕̞̲̣̮̣̗̳͟h҉̡̞̲̟̼̥͎̺͉̤̙̼ą̸͜҉̼͖̖̘̼̠̠̟t҉̸̷̡̗͇̤͓̤̹͇͈͚̮̝͕̝̺ͅ ̵͡͏̵̛̥̘͇̹͈m̸̧͇̫̪̠̖̦̀͝í͖̝͉̥̯̯̦̤͇͉̳͝͝͡g҉̢̣̮̣͇͚̼̲̲͕̻̩̭͙̫̫̮̩͢h̪͖̱͉̩̭̲̦̲̳͞͞͠ţ̛̤̦̥͍́͝ ͜͏͙̟̖͈̤̟̠̫͚̜̥̖͔̣̘̯̜̕͜b̨͔̠̠͇̬̯̖͉́͠͡e̷̡̧̳̫̭͉͘ ̢̢̞̫͙̭̤b̷̯̻̫̭̦̰̟̘̟͙͈͙͔͚̪͇̤͕̀͞e̟͖̜̻̗͓̞͢͝͝n̵̢͉͓̖̱̕͘͜e̵̴̛͟͏̜̗̘̝̪̹͎̜͓̹̣͎̖͖ͅͅͅf̡̱͙̬͍̳̬̖̙̥̭͞ḭ͓̘̠̻̲͔͚̙͡͠ͅç̸̩͓̹̗͕̻͔͉̹̠̰̮̬̳̱̀͝ͅi͙̣̪͕̰̼͔͚͎̼̪͓̺̹̻͍̫̭̹͘͡͝a̝̘̞̗͜ļ̟̘̗̯͉͚̜̲͡ͅ ̷͍̹̠̰̯̝̳̠͉̻̤̗̮̟̞̠̼̫͘͡͡ͅt̸͕̲͎̩͚͍̩̠̰̦̫͔͚̞̬̬̼̱̠̕͟͡o̵̞̥̻͈͓̥͍͝ͅ ̡̡̛̯̼̺͔̀̕y̭͈̝͉̟̜͇̼͇̕͡ͅo̸̶̷̧̲̫͔̟̼͍̥̺̦͘u̻͕̫͈̹̖̙͍̭̭͈̙̜̞̱̕r̨̛͓̺̘̳͞͠ ̸̢̧̲̭̼̦͔̺͘͘m͏̷͍̣̭̜̯̫̪̩̣̘͢è̷̷̡͚̫̘̗̰́n҉̡͕̞̩͇̦͜͟͠t̢̘̫̦̞̫͓͢͡͞a̴̰͍̳̫̪̲̯̘̦̱̲̠̻̤̙̕͞ͅͅl͏̢͈̤̳̭̳͔͔̟̖̲͜͜͝ ̸̸̴̵̡̘̝̩̤̮̖̳̯ͅh̶͖͖̩̻̝̹͔̦̣̮̘̪̳̝͡e̡͏̶͔̺͚̬̩̳̟͈̝̟̦͉̲̲̹ͅa̶̛͖̝̼̭̹̻̞̟̺͔̼͜ͅĺ͏̗͎̰͈͔͇̱͕̮t̨̀͝͏̳̰̭̟̩͔͔̘̯̥̘͈̱̼̼̝̙̱h̨̘̱͇͈̲̟̫̖̠̭͇͇̗̳͍̙̀́͜ͅ.̷̛̛̺̙̖̪̤͙̳̣͎̥͉͚̱̳͝ͅͅͅ
̸͞͏̥̳̘̻̟͚͕̘̠̲Ḑ̀͡҉̜͉͉̜̺̘͇̘̤̫͞o͏̴̶̢̜̮̰̞̜̼̗͇̜͔̖͈̖͈͝ ̵̴̧̟̜̪̼̺̯͕̜̦̻͈̠̟͜y̡̡̺̣̱̥̻̜͈͓ͅo̢̤͉̮̞͚͉̮̗͘͟u̧͚͖̱̙͇͚̘̭̰̹͎̭̫̝͝͝͝ ̰̲̬͖̠̪͔̞͉͟͢ḩ̨̠͇̗̝̬̗̮̠͔͎̰̗̭̝̞̤̀̕͡ą҉͉̼̜̲t̪̱̣͇̟̬̦̟͓̞͠͞ͅe̤̭͖̪͙̹͈̖͈͍̤̺̯̱̗̜̕͞ ̼̟̥̘̻̞̠̥̤̭͔̯̰̜̟̀̕̕͞m̧̤͈̺͚̟̫̯͔̲̖̼̼̰̖̭͚͢͝ȩ̶̵͉̥̟̖̗͓͕͈͇̩͙̝̥̗̰̭̖͘͟?̷̮͇̭̗͜ ̛̹̫̦̳̩̫͍̞̰̙̟̺͍͔̭͚͢ͅͅP̛҉̨̝̺͇̀͡l͜҉҉̛̹͉͉̥̥̗͎͚͕͉̼̖͘a͠҉̷̨̛͍̠̲͈̣͈͎̝̺ỳ̶̢̢̢̰͔͚͔̥̝ ̶͈̙̺͓̹̯͉͝w̵͓̤͙͕̬̘̤̺̠̩̦̥̼̙̩̞͘̕͘͡ͅí̞̤̭͟ͅt̶̨̧̼͕̦̦̺̱͙̯̯͜͠h͉̮̼̙̮̫̬̖̦̰͚͕͇̹̲̘̮͟ͅ ͇̭̟̺̖̖̪͈̥̜̩̝̙̠̤͉̕͢͝ḿ̢̡̝͍̘͚͘͞e҉̝̰̱̦̞̺͍͓̰̪̹̹̩̩͢.̨͉͎͓̖̤̀ ҉͜͡҉͕̜̱̜̬̮̳̻P̵͏͉̣̰̟̹͔̰ͅL̛͡҉̴͎̜͉̭̫A̳͚͙͙̣͙̝͉̕ͅỲ̨̱̻̩͙̤̙̫̳̗̩̘͕̰͓̭͈͓̪͖͜͟͜ ̹͖̺̭̭̘̹̣̦̗̘͖̩́͡W̧̛͕̲͚̗̲͖̥̻̮̮̼͈͎͝ͅI̸̷̳̥̠̬̩̹͚̺͎Ţ̷̬̤̗̤̦̜̗̖̥̹̹̯̀H̵̩͔̯͉͔͔͔͇͘͝ ̴̧̙̦͇̪̥̗̯͖̠̼̤̼̠̩͈̱͈͝ͅṂ̸̶̢̤͙͚̣È́͠͏̭͎͓͓͎̫̭̞̹̩͕̱̼̜͖̤̲̭͔!̡̳͇̭̰̖̗͎̯̯̜͘͜ͅ!̷̡҉̫̤̺̦̘͈̠̦͇̥̼̮̼̞̘̣ͅ!͟͏̼̼̟̜͈̲̩̼
̶̸̳̩͚̯̦͚̩͕́F̡̭͉̹͈͕̠͇̙̭̟̯̤̹̞̟̱̀̕͢͞o̸̳̯͚͔̬̰͙̳͞ṛ̡̛̭̖͙̳͇̪͍̩̖̩̣̰e̵̥̯̩̹̺̹̺̲̳̯̜̰̗̺͓̞͙̮͝͝ͅv̷̸̧͉̬͚͓̺͕͉̘̱̻̫̰͉̀̕ͅe̸͏̴̛͏̗͈͈̫̘̖͇̭̪̮̖̥̖͕̯ͅr̡̡̮̞̮̹͔͕̣͓̯̻͇̰̯͖̜͕̹͘͢ ̵̛̳̱̜̲͖̪̘̹̬͕̤̼̞̰̕ͅͅa̕͏̭̠͈̥̗̯͍ͅn̛͏̼͔̮̱̫̺͚̭̼̹̜͓̺͎̫̗̕͝d̠̻͓̰̥̪̳͖͚̪̬̣̥̖̣̰̕͞ ̀҉̗͈̦̭e̢̫̥͓͈͟͝v̸͍̮̮͕͚̟̮̦̞͈͔̼͔̜̝̬͢͝͝͡è͉̻̼̳̳͙͍̬͓̱͎̳̳͎͝͡ŗ̫̱̖̻͚̻̗͍̼͎̩̰̕ͅ.̧̗̘̙̰ ͏͝͏̛̱͎̲͈̦̩̞̹̭͕̬͔͎́ͅͅF̸̡̟̖̱̱̖̺̬̥̘̭̗̥̹̱̀́͝ ͘͝͡҉̬̦͕͍̱̞͜ǫ̶̵̢̱͕̯͕̫̰̖̠̲̼̻̺̙͉͕̭́ ̧͢͏̷̯̙̻̙̬͔̙̫͎̙̭͍̘͈͡r͏̡̳̪̙̞͍̗͓͚̜̻̜̟̰̣̟́ ̝̫̠̯͙͈͇̟̬̙̻̰̮͘͝͞͠e͞҉̩̹̬̳̻ͅͅ ̵̧̯̳͕̭͍̦̯̲̱̬̯̪͓͍̘̀v͏̴̡̞͉̟͙̰͈͔͔͈̣̫̖͕̺͕̲̕





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i mean. it didn't end the world. 10/10 better than sburb

xefros made me sad. 0/10 worse than sgrub

That's right. A pony. Look at it smile. Look at it prance,
Look at it ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP

667/10 would get high-fived to death again