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- 3kliksphilip, 2021

If you shoot me I`ll shoot you first
- Talyarin, 2017

Expect no further correspondence from me regarding these matters; this is my final episode.
- Gordon Freeman, Ph.D., in infinite finality

Everyone is writing me...how am I supposed to develop depressions
- Bartorius, 2017

Hippedyhoppedy get off my property
- Mystery, 2017

Daddy I want you to knock me up with that big thick juicy ♥♥♥♥! Gag me ♥♥♥♥ me ♥♥♥ inside me, make me your little ♥♥♥♥ toy!
- [redacted], 2017

Just that you know i sexually identify as a nuclear warhead.
- Bekky, 2017

That dropped harder then the Eiffel Towers.
- Bekky, 2016

I can see why you play a lot of Payday 2, you needed the heisting skills to rob some dudes wankbank for your profile pics.
- Blazeoffury, 2016

>when you are so much of a slut you lost count on how many ♥♥♥♥♥ you sucked.
- United4Victory, 2016

If this is a German scope, why are the numbers written in English?
- EPICbanana, 2015

Your computer is fueled by german engineering magic, so no wonder you have 150fps.
- Bekky, 2015

Nerf your butt. All 'em Steam bots been tryin' but they can't get a piece of butt.
- Sofis, 2015