Heretic the Schizophrenic 最近的评测

Upon first marvelling at the masterpiece design of the overworld, I was immediately met with a haha funny omen man with a grab attack. Did I complain at first? Yes. Did I kill it anyways? Also yes. If you wanted Elden Ring as a marginally more linear experience chock-full of tough bosses and actual, literal eldritch horrors, then this is the DLC for you. I can agree the difficulty WAS unbalanced; the Scadutree Blessing system was far too linear and didn't provide enough of a boost for earlier content. But it HAS been fixed. Are spirit ashes and NPC summons basically useless? Yes. But then again, you don't NEED to stack up 37 different gamers to steamroll a boss. The one thing Elden Ring has taught us, as Elden Lords, is that you can take your time. Are you frustrated at a boss with a seemingly aggressive and coke-addled moveset? Go kill some commoners on the side of the road, whack some NPCs, engage in sidequests! FromSoft, with their amazing teams full of talented writers, directors, designers, artists, and sound-effect artists, has given us two beautiful worlds to frolic and discover the DEEPEST LORE!!1!


(TL;DR for those who don't want a heartfelt glazing towards FromSoft)

Yes, the DLC is the most difficult piece of media FromSoft has ever made, but this is a challenge to overcome with friends or strangers alike. It takes time to enjoy things, such like how it takes time to form bonds with people. If you think of each challenge as a brick wall and bash your head into it repeatedly, it ruins first encounters and the rush from beating a boss.

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If you start Baldur's Gate 3, expecting the combat to play like Divnity: Original Sin 2, then you may start off disappointed. Baldur's Gate 3 works like DnD for skill checks and attack/save rolls with your respective stats, where it is all up to our good old friend "Random Number Generator" to make the ultimatum of failing or otherwise, but you can influence the die's result with gear and advantages/situational benefits. Notice the lack of talk for the stories of both games mentioned? That is because I PERSONALLY think raw mechanics and visuals that aren't "AAA-studio flat soda backwash" are more important than telling a decent story.

TL;DR If you like DnD-related stuff, and you like "average Larian Studios W" stuff, then get to buying Baldur's Gate 3 or games from another series by our lord and saviour sutio, Larian.

Stealth survival horror game. Not much else to it, but the amazing visuals paired with the insane difficulty makes it a worthwhile pickup. Certain levels definitely have your work cut out for you, while others are a little more vague, making for a fun challenge whilst evading hordes of critters.

ARMORED CORE Vl is a game in a series I hadn't heard about till there was news of its development, but I thoroughly enjoyed what I could. I like FromSoft games FOR their difficulty, but even this game gave me a hard time. It incentivizes changing up builds and making use of your creativity, but I found it difficult to make something that both did decent damage and didn't die in two hits by basic weaponry, paired with the fact that there are a lot of parts that are either ugly or terrible, makes me want to use what I have more. I do recommend the game, but only if you think of it as "Mech Bloodborne" instead of "Mech Dark Souls."

Overall, super difficult with beautiful scenery and stunning visuals.

Satisfactory is a game you play to create god-awful abominations of structures and factories. That and sticking half a million bombs to a certain "confusing creature" and having it run right into a patch of enemies. Insanely fun with others, and a great time even when you are on a mission to dismantle every single tree on the map for the sole purpose of "making more fuel for your chainsaw." If you like making millions of kilometers of conveyor belts just to feed into a storage container, or going at mach 5 via hypertubes, then you'll FOR SURE love Satisfactory!

Say what you want of the decline, Borderlands will always be special to me since sneaking a peek at gameplay from the first of the series. It's unfortunate I was only able to experience the third installment, as the mechanics and silly story were such a blast for my time with this game. There are a few plot holes that you can't fill in unless you've heard the story of the first two main games or got to play them for yourself, but it doesn't get in the way of finding a shotgun that fires explosive f**king SAWBLADES or finding a revolver off of a difficult random encounter bossfight that fires blasts of corrosive fire! If all you care for is finding crazy guns, then you've come to the right place. Welcome, Vault Hunter, to Borderlands 3!

Ah yes, Monster Hunter. A game I had always wanted to play when I was younger, and having access to money helps me realize that dream. Truly a game for those who want to experience the grind. May not be for everybody, but it sure as hell is for me as I am super excited for MH6 (not including MHRise, seems like fun but the graphics leave something to be desired). The early game is a drag, sure, but once you reach your first few elder dragons, THAT is when the make-or-break situation occurs. That and I simply enjoy beating the duece out of monsters with weapons made from their bones, so take it as you will, I wholeheartedly recommend Monster Hunter for anybody who appreciates intricate fighting games.

Halo was an influential masterpiece of a series, setting the standard for many genres. I find it unfortunate that I can't get the experience of Halo the way veterans might. It's hard to compete with players who have been playing the series since it's beginning. Obviously the game is suited towards a more competitive playstyle than other shooters, yet I just can't bring myself to play more than 1 match before quitting from frustration. The tutorial felt a bit barebones, as they could've included an in-depth portion separate to the main tutorial that explains more advanced mechanics or helps with easing into hitting your shots. Not for me, but many others will obviously enjoy Halo Infinite.

I must say, ELDEN RING is and will be an ambitious project for a long time, it might just have the longevity of games like TF2 or Destiny. Even if not, then the community will rise to keep making content until everything's been explored. Despite content droughts and constant bug abuse in the PvP setting, those are issues that will either never be fully solved or only partially "fixed" for the time being. I really only got into the DARK SOULS series at around the time when DS3 had it's last update. There I had gotten the intended experience of from the game's potential. However, ELDEN RING is still recent, and will take quite a while to fully touch up on. No matter how long it takes, I await the day in which we travel beyond into the game as FromSoftware imagined ELDEN RING to become.