What do I do? System architecture, networking and security No one in this house can touch me on that. But does anyone appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing A cappella at Sarah Lawrence, I was gaining root access to NSA servers. I was one click away from starting a second Iranian Revolution. I prevent cross-site scripting, I monitor for DDOS attacks, emergency database rollbacks and faulty transaction handlings. The internet, heard of it? Transfers half a petabyte of data every minute. Do you have any idea how that happens? All those YouPorn 1s and 0s streaming directly to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little smartphone day after day? Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who ♥♥♥♥♥ his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under 12 seconds? It's not magic. It's talent and sweat. People like me ensuring your packets get delivered un-sniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ company. That's what the ♥♥♥♥ I do.