With all the talk about the attention dota2 gets vs csgo i was just thinking about the overhaul dota2 got in 2015. Imagine how sick it would be if they did this for csgo (where is the love valve)

These are my ideas on what this update could look like. You might not agree with all of them please comment what you think they should add.

CSGO REBORN:

-Source 2 engine

-128 tick servers

-Anti cheat improvements

-Add more maps to reserve pool (like: de_tuscan, de_season, de_zoo, de_santorini and other popular maps)

-Refresh UI (like dota2 reborn)

-Competitive statistics

"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most don't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.

As far as we know, tears consist of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price for 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):

(Price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (Price 1 cubic litre water/100) = Price for 10 Litre Tears

France: 0,20 $

Italy: 0,17 $

Germany: 0,19 $

United Kingdom: 0,22 $

USA: 0,18 $

Canada: 0,18 $

Japan: 0,18 $

Russia: 0,16 $

That means Russia has the cheapest cry.

The average length of an adult man’s penis is about 5.5 inches.

As for Venom’s penis length, we know that his penis is about 19 inches, according to a tweet advertising a 19-inch action figure: “Treat yourself to 19 inches of Venom.” This is normally regarded as Venom’s penis length.

Dividing Venom’s penis length by the average man’s penis size gives us about 3.45, which can be multiplied by men’s penis size to give the number of inches that the Venom symbiote adds to the penis.

As for Horse Venom in the film Venom: The Last Dance, we will multiply the amount that Venom adds to the length by the average penis size of an adult horse, which is about 12-18 inches. We will use 15, because that is the average between 12 and 18.

So 15 multiplied by 3.45 is about 51.75, so Horse Venom’s penis size is about 51.75 inches.

Good luck finding a fitting rubber.

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Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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