Arachnid Kid
Don't call me Paxton Barlow
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Despite all my rage, I am still just a pig in a cage... on antibiotics.

:winter2019coolyul:

So you want to hear my story? Well here it is...

I was once trapped in a box by a cockney nut job who told me to have a cup of tea.
"Ave a cuppa tea" He exclaimed. "I'm The Hitcher, let me put you in the picture"

The HItcher tells me hes going to be creeping in my room in the dead of night with his solo polo vision, thats right.
"I'm a cockney geeza" He felt the need to inform me.
"Watch me bleed ya."
He speaks of an interesting fact, that he knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper. How crazy is that?! He says he taught him how to slice, and then he cut him up a treat.
He has a fantastic deal on bananas. Only £1, or £2 a pair depending how you feel. Another great deal he has are melons for 40 shillings each, oh yes indeed.

He has two friends called the Piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper. They tell me they are cutting through the night like a windscreen, wiping you away like rain drops.
"Don't mess with the boys" Yell the Piper twins
"Shut your noise" Responds The Hitcher as he starts coming in strong like a freak show nightmare. He tells me tales of dancing skeletons, white, blue and yellow ones, all the while he starts moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat.
"And if you cross us, we'll cut ya .You ain't gonna like that" They all yell at me, as if to intimidate me.

He tells me that he is bad juju and will use voodoo if he chooses to.
"I harness the forces of evil to abuse you. A power, a polo, an evil magnet" The Hitcher creeps closer as the lid of the box slowly begins to close. With the sounds of the metal latch clasping together I hear the final words as he begins sucking up my soul...

"You ain't gonna like that"
Despite all my rage, I am still just a pig in a cage... on antibiotics.

:winter2019coolyul:

So you want to hear my story? Well here it is...

I was once trapped in a box by a cockney nut job who told me to have a cup of tea.
"Ave a cuppa tea" He exclaimed. "I'm The Hitcher, let me put you in the picture"

The HItcher tells me hes going to be creeping in my room in the dead of night with his solo polo vision, thats right.
"I'm a cockney geeza" He felt the need to inform me.
"Watch me bleed ya."
He speaks of an interesting fact, that he knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper. How crazy is that?! He says he taught him how to slice, and then he cut him up a treat.
He has a fantastic deal on bananas. Only £1, or £2 a pair depending how you feel. Another great deal he has are melons for 40 shillings each, oh yes indeed.

He has two friends called the Piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper. They tell me they are cutting through the night like a windscreen, wiping you away like rain drops.
"Don't mess with the boys" Yell the Piper twins
"Shut your noise" Responds The Hitcher as he starts coming in strong like a freak show nightmare. He tells me tales of dancing skeletons, white, blue and yellow ones, all the while he starts moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat.
"And if you cross us, we'll cut ya .You ain't gonna like that" They all yell at me, as if to intimidate me.

He tells me that he is bad juju and will use voodoo if he chooses to.
"I harness the forces of evil to abuse you. A power, a polo, an evil magnet" The Hitcher creeps closer as the lid of the box slowly begins to close. With the sounds of the metal latch clasping together I hear the final words as he begins sucking up my soul...

"You ain't gonna like that"
当前离线
"Hate Mondays, Love Lasagne" - Andrew Garfield
The crunch? Never even been.
最喜爱的游戏
19.7
已游戏的小时数
2
已达成的成就数
100 点经验值
成就进度   2 / 13
截图展柜
TWO FOOT TALL! TWO FOOT TALL!
艺术作品展柜
A spooky day in the mushroom kingdom
4
最喜爱的组
The Flying Shedmen - 公共组
Because concrete and wood is stronger than flesh and blood.
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名成员
0
游戏中
3
人在线
2
聊天中
最新动态
总时数 166 小时
最后运行日期:4 月 27 日
总时数 16.5 小时
最后运行日期:4 月 25 日
总时数 0.1 小时
最后运行日期:4 月 25 日
Ash Ketchup 2022 年 12 月 18 日 上午 5:51 
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Ash Ketchup 2022 年 10 月 18 日 上午 4:07 
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🦎 +rep good player🦎
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Arachnid Kid 2022 年 6 月 11 日 上午 5:38 
Thanks Mr Mitchell
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Arachnid Kid 2021 年 3 月 24 日 上午 6:29 
Sorry boss, I'll do better next time.
akina 2021 年 3 月 24 日 上午 4:11 
Bot walking ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Truly unfortunate that as the water levels rise and the Amazon burns, this braindead continues to waste oxygen by breathing.