I sit down when I pee. There's nothin' that crazy 'bout me. I'm just takin' a whiz, mind your own biz. Why is everybody always starin' at me??

Hey bro, I gotta go. Let me thru, I gotta go numba 2.

No can do, I'm takin' a pee. Sittin' on the loo havin' a good long wee!

Are you sitting down?

I'm sitting down.

And you're not making brown?

I'm not making brown.

Are you making iced tea?

Just lemonade.

But are you sitting down?

I'm sittin' down!

*♥♥♥♥♥♥ sweet spin dance move*

Why don't you stand like a regular man? Then you can pee in the urinal can.

If you really wanna know why I'm sittin' strong, I just can't stand touchin' my dong.