find me on youtube, maybe you're in a video: https://www.youtube.com/@hahablort

i played Scout for...
Scrimmy Bingus and the Scrunchy Bunch (Steel 4v4)
Spungo! (Steel 6v6)
Gunch Gang (Prolander)
Chef Boyardont (Prolander)
Mitch (Ready, Steady, Pan)
Justifiable Reasoning (Sacred Scouts)

i don't add people from pubs

[The Quote Wall of Blort]

*DEAD* HI BILLY MAYS HERE : is blort hacking?
HI BILLY MAYS HERE : they somehow removed 2 minutes from the clock

*DEAD* Knight Artorias : blort is your generic everyday ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

RadioFortress2 : blort nice autism you ♥♥♥♥♥

*DEAD* HardWhire : i hate soilders..
*DEAD* HardWhire : easyest and most annoying class

*DEAD* barry : can we all agree that blort is a tryhard?
Time Regime : yes

*DEAD* Johnboss99 : Look Kids! A F2P Observe As It Has No Brain And Thinks That Killing Friendlies = Skill. That Person With No Brain IS Blort.

What does Pot of Greed do? : Has anyone ever told blortunate son that he's a ♥♥♥-guzzling Hitler?
What does Pot of Greed do? : Because they should.

What does Pot of Greed do? 32 minutes ago
Do you even realize that you're just a useless and unloved piece of ♥♥♥♥ heavy main who doesn't even deserve to play this game under all of that positive rep you have? BECAUSE IT'S TRUE YOU LOW-LIFE ASSWIPE. You deserve to contract the worst STDs possible and have your ♥♥♥♥ rot off and you deserve TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIL YOURSELF, YOU UGLY ♥♥♥♥♥. Everytime I even decide to play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game I spend a maximum of FIVE HOURS trying to find JUST ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SERVER that doesn't have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you making it cancer! ONCE AGAIN, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL YOURSELF, YOU UNWANTED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Markiemax : what type of name is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blort

edgy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ : demo quit being a ♥♥♥♥ and spamming stickies\
DEAD blort : wait how am i the sticky spammer
Randy "Macho Dong" Savage : because u spam stickies?
blort : i thought i just use the sticky launcher
Snakeface21 : which is sticky spamming
blort : i just put stickies where i think you're gonna go
Snakeface21 : that is sticky spamming