Renda: I'd wreck my anus in 5 sec flat

G: I wish we were Siamese twins so I could have a ♥♥♥♥ attached to me

The Boulder: It comes with a children's toy. The toy is an actual child.

Princess Apache: I HAVE PLENT OF JESUS IN MY LIFE. I WORK AT A GAS STATION.

Hanz Ketchup: big whoop my dumps are microtuned

Nadir-of-Man: Click here to get your ♥♥♥♥ smickety smackered up

Cyan: "Don't you want to jack off cats in space?"
Renda: "Space cats"

Ava: "I've never seen such a quick shift of control before"
Cyan: "Another reason not to sleep with me"

Renda: "How about you ♥♥♥♥ on their pizza and call it Anchovies"

Renda: they hug my crotch with love
Renda: and give my cheeks some breathing room

Cyan: It's coming out tomorrow
McHerpyDerps: As what, gay?

Quby: do you talk like this in real life too