PUT HIM IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH, BREAK HIS BACK, AND THEN ♥♥♥♥ HIS ASS, MAKE HIM HUMBLE
Please do not add me unless we've played a game together.





The name's Andrei Ulmeyda.
I am the man with the plan. The people will come to me for salvation. I have a hunch that something's gonna happen. Take this Stacy concert goin' on right c'here, something very bad is gonna happen here. You ever met the kinda people that come to these Stacy concerts? These dudes have got energy to spare. We're talkin' guys who beat off four times a day! This is an epicenter of energy, man. But this Stacy they love, she's, she's an illusion, but in the new age, there's no foolin' them, no sir, they won't be tricked by illusions anymore! Oh, oh my God! I can't hold back! oh, oh God, I'm comin'! Yeeeeeeeeah-haa, whoo! (Concert building explodes) See, I told ya. This... is real!






















R.I.P. Iron Sheik, you'll always be the best wrestler, bubba.
R.I.P. Akira Toriyama, the best to ever do it.








Never forget Budokai Tenkaichi 3 Tournament 391: Cooler's Grand Slam.