I hate you :(

How bout them snowglobes?

Hey so can I get that snow globe?

-rep crash out

hurrr im speck

Hey nice profile. You have a very warm smile, bees must follow you around attracted to the warm honey which surely exudes from your mouth. You look so adorably geeky, I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado. So do you like tall strong guys that are well endowed? I can treat you like no one you've met would ever know how to treat you. I promise you'd feel things that you won't experience for awhile. Just be open minded. I'm not a creep, just an experienced and sensuous man who likes to please women.