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Imagine being that dude that discovered sperm. You jack off and look in the microscope and millions of tiny animal like things came out of your ♥♥♥♥. Incredible.

well looky here little lady, lemme show you what this pease of man cake can do...

Proceeds to perform hand signs against the clit faster than kakashi can read them

We have put these people on pedastals, have expected them to perform superhuman feats time and time again. At some point, this is what they must do to survive. This is our doing. Blood is on our hands.

This is why companies have transitioned from cheats and instead offer microtransactions—you can still cheat, but at a cost. They are just trying to teach us real world lessons. Yet gamers still want to live in fantasy land where you should be able to cheat whenever you want just because.

Next time a big developer does something you don’t like, take a deep breath and shut up. They are doing it for your own good. Be thankful.

Thank you. Ubisoft. Thank you, EA. Thank you, Warner Bros. Rockstar, please follow their example—the world is watching, and we still have a lot to learn.

I’ve had this same dream for a few days now, I’ll be in my house and someone will ring the door. I’ll go to the door and the next thing I know I’m being dragged into some old brick house and I get thrown into a dark cellar with a ton of rocks and chains. I’ll look up to the opening of the cellar and Dr.Phil will be standing there saying stuff like “why don’t you do something fatass” “come get me ♥♥♥♥♥” and the dream will end there and I’ll wake up.

I’ve been watching a ton of Dr.Phil soundboard prank calls on YouTube lately so I’m already assuming this is the cause but wtf.

when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOTand one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video games characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character..it's like you dont exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like ♥♥♥♥. in fact everybody in that game did..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life

♥♥♥♥. Fine. Be like that. *my eyes glow blue like sans* I'll kill that kid myself

My 8yr old son just bought me 1-2 Switch for my birthday

God bless this little guy... spent all of his own money.

He was so proud to give this to me and have a 2 player local couch competitive game for both of us. We own all the systems and its rare that we can find these kinds of comfy couch co-op or local competitive games.

Well we just spent about an hour with it and ... really Nintendo. REALLY? You just ripped my son off $50 for a tech demo for the joycons. This 'game' should have been a freaking pack-in for the Switch and you're out here ripping off unsuspecting people with this garbage? I don't know that I've ever been this upset with the big N before. Well, I'm at least wearing a fake smile for my son, but this is really awful. And its already opened and played so I can't come up with a convincing enough story that we need to return it and get something else, even if I wanted to.

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First off, Sonic x Elise isn't bestiality. It's a terribly written and unnecessary romance but it isn't bestiality. Sonic however, is an anthropomorphic character, which means despite being a hedgehog (who barely resembles an actual real life hedgehog because he's a cartoony character), he thinks and acts like a human. Sonic can consent. And there have been various pieces of Sonic media, particularly in Japan, that seem to indicate Sonic fully understands what sex is

I edit my girlfriends face into the porn I watch. I shared it with her once, she was very surprised how real it looks when she was thrusting her 10" ♥♥♥♥ into her stepsister.

Does this game makes me a White supremacist If I buy it? If so, then Im proud to be White.

LOVE ME LOVE ME go play doki doki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

There’s nothing wrong with swearing at any job. That’s not “profanity.” people can speak however the ♥♥♥♥ they want and swearing shouldn’t be censored in the first place, it’s not “offensive,” no words are (aside from slurs and whatnot). “Swear” words shouldn’t be treated any differently than any other words.

There’s also nothing wrong with displaying your body however you want at any job or anywhere in general, as the body is also never offensive.

I really feel bad for the people that carry, dog poop bags with them when they go on walks. It's even more shameful when you see them, right when their picking it up also if there somewhere where there's no trash cans, they hold on to it all the way home. You gotta swallow your pride a little, like come on your carrying a bag of ♥♥♥♥. #CocoPuffs 💯

I was on the recieving end of domestic abuse from the moment I was brought into this world. During the months leading up to my arrival, my parents were exaggerating every aspect of my being, before they even knew what I looked like in my entirety, and I was bigged up to such an extent that people I've still never heard of knew of me before I was born. It was not to be however, I am just a disappointment that people bashed and insulted because I'm not good enough. My name is no man's sky.

I was riding on a bus headed to a connecting bus that went to my college, and I sit down behind an elderly man. He looks to be mentally disabled / not all there, on top of that, he's old. As I'm sitting there minding my own business, I see movement within his hair. Upon looking closer, this guy has DOZENS of baby spiders in his hair making webs. I'm assuming he walked through a nest on the way to the bus stop, but, who the hell knows.

Then it hits me: do I politely tell him that he has spiders in his hair or say nothing? My fear is that if I told him, he'd fling them everywhere, going on other passengers and myself.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3: (enters with a Homesuck shirt and throws chicken broth on me (I'm Vegan)

Hypothetical situation - You're coming home after a long and exhausting day at work, to see your entire family chained up. Some Terrorists have taken them hostage, and are holding AK-47(LOADED!) to their heads. One of the terrorists try to tell you something, but you don't quite understand it, as the sheet covering his face sounds, makes his voice sound muzzled. And he also speaks arabic, which you don't know(and if you know Arabic, he talks with strange country-side dialect or you just forgot that day). You can kinda make out that he is saying that he will kill you're entire family if you don't have sex with an animal. He said, not to ask why, as you are about to ask why - And that it doesn't matter.
You can choose any animal , or he will kill you.
What animal would you choose to have intercourse with?

whats wrong with celebrating the greatest empire in human history?

we gave you the iphone, the internet, the computer you are on right now is running an operating system designed by us, you want to watch our movies, our music, worried about our stock market at wallstreet, united nations builds its hq here, you grew up eating our food in mcdonalds and burgerkings no matter what country you were in, we destroyed the crumbling british empire in 1776 and saved the world in ww2 from hitler and took you to space. pretty much your entire modern existence is built around something America gave to you.

but celebrating it? nooooooo, that just hurts too much doesnt it?

Then another time I went 4 years without showering or wiping myself. The accumulation was so great that it pushed my butt cheeks apart. I just thought I had a fat ass! When I finally went to the doctor it was like uncapping a fire hydrant.

psssttt here ya go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo3z7gtix4s

thanks :D

I was literally shaking with anger during that conference. Tears formed in my eyes and my fists were clenched. "Announce something," I shrieked at my computer. My mom knocked on my bedroom door and had to ask if I was ok. Then, they started showing me a bunch of losers playing instruments dressed as Mario and I just turned it off. It was actually unbelievable.

Now, I'm 31 years old and this was, without a doubt, the worst conference I've ever seen in my life. It's clear that Nintendo is not just done with the Wii U but done with the company. There is no recovering from a conference that bad. They'll talk about the NX at next E3, but people will ignore it after remembering Blast Balls.

I loved this company and put my heart and soul into dedicating my gaming life to them. But now, I have nothing. I'm an empty shell.

Is there a character that can defeat Madara Uchiha? And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. No, I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara. Hell, I’m not talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. I’m talking about Kono Yo no Kyuseishu Futarime no Rikudo Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, his two original Rinnegan and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, equipped with his Gunbai and a Shakujo because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o, control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudodama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudo Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kotan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

you never replied to what we called you out on - halo is not an easy game to play. I've been playing it for ten years, and kick the ass of most people I face off against, yet that doesn't mean I destroy. Sometimes I get beat, sometimes if rarely I go negative; needless to say it is not an easy game to play. That's why Halo has way less players than CoD, because when a new Halo game comes out everyone buys it, then realizes that it's a much more intensive game than CoD, and they go back to there casual CoDfish.

I recently lost my "best furry freind". We were the best of freinds for years. We did everything together, eat together and share food, go to the park, late night walks. Alas it had to end, as he was shot dead by an animal control officer after he was spotted alone in the local park late at night. Apparently theres something suspicious, disturbing and dangerous about a lone 26 year old male dressed up as a 6ft blue fox lingering around a child play area in the dark?

No, it looked amazing for its scale. Why do people always spout this ♥♥♥♥? Do they just have completely different standards for EAD in general? Have a look at Shadow of the Colossus, it approximately has the same size and doesn't sport half the effects, ran at 14 FPS, is even emptier and has a floating, white texture as flowers. You have a Sonic avatar. All sixth generation Sonic games look like N64 games compared to Twilight Princess, and all they had to deal with was a corridor and a model of a cartoonish, blue something.

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Are you sure you want to play Undertale? Most people just end up having a bad time.

Dude there are pretty rapey comments on your profile wtf

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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