nice thighs

Thx man :D

Imagine being that dude that discovered sperm. You jack off and look in the microscope and millions of tiny animal like things came out of your ♥♥♥♥. Incredible.

well looky here little lady, lemme show you what this pease of man cake can do...

Proceeds to perform hand signs against the clit faster than kakashi can read them

We have put these people on pedastals, have expected them to perform superhuman feats time and time again. At some point, this is what they must do to survive. This is our doing. Blood is on our hands.

This is why companies have transitioned from cheats and instead offer microtransactions—you can still cheat, but at a cost. They are just trying to teach us real world lessons. Yet gamers still want to live in fantasy land where you should be able to cheat whenever you want just because.

Next time a big developer does something you don’t like, take a deep breath and shut up. They are doing it for your own good. Be thankful.

Thank you. Ubisoft. Thank you, EA. Thank you, Warner Bros. Rockstar, please follow their example—the world is watching, and we still have a lot to learn.

I’ve had this same dream for a few days now, I’ll be in my house and someone will ring the door. I’ll go to the door and the next thing I know I’m being dragged into some old brick house and I get thrown into a dark cellar with a ton of rocks and chains. I’ll look up to the opening of the cellar and Dr.Phil will be standing there saying stuff like “why don’t you do something fatass” “come get me ♥♥♥♥♥” and the dream will end there and I’ll wake up.

I’ve been watching a ton of Dr.Phil soundboard prank calls on YouTube lately so I’m already assuming this is the cause but wtf.