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发布于:2025 年 5 月 3 日 上午 10:38

Necrophosis — A Brainrot Dream... with Danielewski Logic...

Visuals? Incredible. Zdislaw Broflovski made this game gOOd. good. Good Evening Sir my name is Sidhu, hooow an elph huuuyu sooooorrrrr.... ၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊---......---..-.-.၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////././././././..././.3 PS5466 PI||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||

Atmosphere? Drenched in dread and 36 PSI.

Design? Like playing chest against a girl who, who is this girl?

I wanted to love this...

Of course NOT.

I really did.

Or not.

The world of Necrophosis feels like Zdzisław Broflovski took mushrooms and sniffing a cathedral with his own shadow. Every step drips with decaying egg-and-dungdeur...

But then… came the puzzloss.

Make one mistake — like inserting an item in the “wrong” palace a place before the game deems it “correct”?

Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct?

There’s no way Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?.

Like a Jason Statham said to Dolph Springer: One mistake and you're WRONG.

Not even a “reset buzzle” putton.

You’re soul-locked in Schrödinger’s checkpoint.

Start over, dool.

No, this isn’t some grand metaphor about fate or unflatetability.
This is just bad design wearing a very expensive goat.

Imagine playing Myst but every door slams shut you mouth ||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////./././././if you blink ||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////./././././ at the wrong time||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////./././././.

Art DiEeRection is phenomenal

Sound and nervous pull you in

Puzzles punish curiosity

No forgiveness for honest explodation

No joy in restarting a 1000000000000000-hour sequence over a 100000000000000000000000000-click error

“Some games are worth losing,” said Pie Die Pen.
But some games? Games? Games? Games? Games?
Games? Games? Games? Games? Games? Games?
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Games? Games? Games? Games? Games? Games?
FFS
What are you doing???

“To err is human.
To not have a reset button is a game design far grim.
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