the clit commander 最近的评测

>went to the bunker to gather intel for Handshake
>3 friendlies on map
>knew about pvp but didn't know about cross-faction voice chat
>2 friendlies died to exfil campers
>saw 1 friendly on map
>started talking and found a guy doing the same quest so we teamed up
>we move to exfil as we are done
*shooting*
>gasp, we run to a bush as he call in a heli
>faction members message me about exfil campers and to watch out
>mention friend is afk
>chopper comes in and *gasp* i can't get in and he missed it some how
>call in my chopper and told him it's ready
>he can't get in
>look at map
>friendly still in bunker
*big gasp*
*shooting*
I am so sorry Allen if you are reading this. You were a friend. Just because you were a bad guy doesn't mean you are a bad guy. Thank you for the M4 you were going to give me.

>Play on modded server with base-raiding, drugs, money, and explosives
>Overwatching huge base with 2 buddies
>Buddies die multiple times to ♥♥♥♥-talking team with a base near us
>Kill 2/3 of them and missed the third
>"Yo Doc you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck next time don't miss you ♥♥♥♥♥"
>Gather gear with friends
>Break one wall into base and gain instant access to all their loot
>$500k, 20 high-tier guns, thousands of rounds, explosives, and storage
>Transport to off-site raid base
>Come back for more and tear down everything they have
>They're offline so no retaliation
>Type in chat, "If anyone sees [Bad Guy 1] or [Bad Guy 2] tell them i didn't miss this time"
>[Bad Guy 3]: They're my teammates. What is that supposed to mean?
>They'll know.

Three of the "stories" are about rape. No thanks.

What this game has allowed me to do:

• Perform an organized Banzai charge against GI
  
• Clear out a bunker with a flamethrower and listen to shrieks of death
  
• Self-surrender and twist it by killing a whole squad of enemies

What this game has not allowed me to do:

• Eat
  
• Sleep
  
• Have a social life

Seriously fun. Recommend.

lol you have to log in a separate account just to play competitive. fun times.

>joined a game of competitive office
>convinced whole team to say "brother" after everything they said like hulk hogan
>"i got a kill brother"
>"HE'S GOT THE HOSTAGE BROTHER!!!!"
>"ONE DEAG BROTHER!!!!"
>and so on...

best game 2009
7/7

>created city near a gulf
>put a sewage pipe in gulf
>put a water sucker to get water to my city in the gulf but a bit farther away
>made a big city that was prosperous
>decided to expand to another part of the map
>put a lot of my attention on other part of city
>people in first city decided to take the biggest ♥♥♥♥ ever
>poo and sewage flooded into the gulf
>people started drinking said poo
>everyone got sick and died
>gave up and raised taxes
>turned into a ghost town
>deleted world
>posted this review

by far one of the best city simulation games i've played
10/9

*buys game*
*invites friend to play*
*finds killer server*
*builds gigantic base on a hill*
*builds a slave-blood camp to extract blood from people to make medkits*
*captures 10 people with friend*
*plays music and have the slaves dance*
*tons of naked bow men arrive and start screaming stuff in arabic and spanish*
*starts playing justin bieber music to fend off said bow men*
*bow men flee to a rock*
*friend goes outside to see where they are*
*friend gets shot by bow men and runs inside*
*everybody starts screaming and yelling and suiciding*

10/10 would buy again. best game.

>Bought game
>Spent 500 hours mapping base game controls
>Spent 100 hours learning controls
>Spent 2 minutes installing PlayWithSix
>Spent 5 seconds uninstalling PlayWithSix
>Spent 30 minutes vomiting
>Spent 200 hours downloading mods
>Spent 500 hours playing in a MILSIM group
>Spent 100 hours ramming into small fences on accident and breaking a troop transport truck
>Spent 100 hours ramming into small pebbles on accident to avoid ramming into small fences as a way to 'correct' my previous mistake and subsequently busting my transport truck's ♥♥♥♥ in the process
>Spent 200 hours trying to make a mission
>Spent 100 hours playing said mission
>Spent 50 hours teaching my other friend how to play
>Spent 5 hours playing said mission with my friend
>Spent 195 hours getting yelled at for making a crappy mission
>Spent 100 hours relishing in the fact that I've successfully spent 90 days of my life on ArmA III

Overall Rating: 10/10

Let me start off by saying that this is possibly the next e-sport. It is fun, competitive, and very addicting. You can make the coolest cars and as stated by the developers; "It will never be a pay-to-win game". All of the cars have just about the same stats. There is an offline season mode with AI and online, cross-platform mode (with PS4 & PC). I have played about 20 hours and it was the best 20 hours of my gaming career.

Let me list some pros and cons of it.

Pros:
Entertaining
Never gets old
Competitive
Best whilst playing with friends
Car customization
Replays
Dedicated servers
Splitscreen
Offline mode
Easy to run on a decent rig

Cons:
None

Best $20.00 I have ever spent.