+rep helped me defeat the grim reaper

You awake in a cold sweat. The grim reaper is hovering above you. He leans in and whispers in your ear

“It is your time mortal”

Shocked you know what you must do. You look him directly in the skull

“Do I have ligma?”

Confused he falls right in the trap

“What’s ligma?”

Lightning jolts from your eyes as the power of god himself courses through your veins. You merely whisper but as the words leave your mouth they transform into a sonic boom

“Ligma balls ♥♥♥♥♥”

The reaper that once floated in front of you is nothing but a pile of ashes. You have defeated death himself. Your body transformed into a being of pure energy, immortal you retreat to the heavens and play fortnite until the heat death of the universe. You are god.

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandfather used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed and the Fire Nation is nearing victory in the War. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Fire Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Avatar was never reborn into the Air Nomads, and that the cycle is broken. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Avatar will return to save the world.

+rep - I happy today. Was good trade. Now me fade. Away I go on a magic spade.

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