Jett from valorant is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy I can't begin to explain how tasty her ass would be. I mean all that jumping and movement would be one hell of a workout that would just substantialy colossalise her South Korean butt. I don't know man, just listening to the noises she makes when she updrafts can make me get off at least 14 times just from one voiceline. Whenever she pulls out her knives I can just imagine her on top of me, like the submissive male I am with her just cutting me open. ♥♥♥♥, just the thought of her licking my blood and eating my organs just gives me the chills and makes me so horny. Please somebody make Jett in real life.

Bro… not Cronky again. Every time he shows up it’s like the universe collectively sighs. This man pulled up to game night with wet socks and a half-eaten granola bar in his hoodie pocket like that’s a personality. Told us he’s "between realities right now" and then tried to plug his SoundCloud, which was just 43 minutes of static and a kazoo. Cronky’s the type to microwave ice cream and call it “deconstructed.” Once tried to fight a Roomba because it “looked at him funny.” You know it’s a bad night when you hear that wheezy laugh and smell Axe body spray mixed with sadness — that’s Cronky entering the chat. He’s not mysterious. He’s just… slightly damp and deeply confusing. No one invites him. He just knows when vibes are vulnerable. And he arrives. Every. Time.

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HOT 🔥 Claudettes 👩🏾‍🦱 in YOUR AREA 🗺 are playing ⏯ DEAD BY DAYLIGHT! ☠️ Are YOU 👨🏻 hung 😏 like a HOOKED SURVIVOR 🎣 or is your ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 exhausted 🥵 from being DEAD HARD??? Share 🤝 with ONE friend 👩🏻 and NURSE 🏥 will click 🖱 your FLASHLIGHT 🔦 until your SPINE CHILL 🐈 activates. Share 🤝 with FIVE friends 👧🏻 and JANE ROMERO 💁🏻‍♀️ will suck 🌬 your SLIPPERY MEAT 🥩 in the KILLER SHACK 🏚 Share with TEN friends 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 and get POUNDED 🔨 by a red rank SWF 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 and covered in MURKY REAGENT 💦 Better HURRY 🏃🏻 and BLOW 🌬 another survivors GEN 💡 before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐇 uses NOED 💀 (No One Escapes ♥♥♥♥ 🍆)

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