I have spent 1,876 hours playing this god forsaken game. Every time I play competitive i end up going to the bathroom due to dysentery because the smurfs decided to absolutely rail out my guts. No matter how long you play this heaping pile of rat pellets, you will always end up with some sort of depression mixed with autism, knowing damn well you should've just spent that time busting a nut. If i could take back the time i spent playing this game i would, and i would use it to spend the next 2 and a half months busting nuts left and right all over the developers, their moms, dads, all their children, their next door neighbors, their mailmen, I would turn their entire life into one big soggy biscuit. Psyonix should of never sold to epic games. After i came back from taking a decent break from the game, I expected my inventory to be worth more than my parents being supportive, but i was rudely awakened when i realized that of course a sleazy slutty jizz filled company named epic games rendered all my hard work in trading useless, Just like my mom was throughout my entire childhood. This game is sad, Depressing, It sold out, And the only thing holding it together, is a bunch of sweaty 15 year olds who have puss dripping off their foreheads, ranking down just to show off their flip resets, because nobody has anything better to do. If there is one thing I can recommend about this game, Its that it taught me the importance of killing yourself early so you dont have to deal with this ♥♥♥♥.

I have spent 1,876 hours playing this god forsaken game. Every time I play competitive i end up going to the bathroom due to dysentery because the smurfs decided to absolutely rail out my guts. No matter how long you play this heaping pile of rat pellets, you will always end up with some sort of depression mixed with autism, knowing damn well you should've just spent that time busting a nut. If i could take back the time i spent playing this game i would, and i would use it to spend the next 2 and a half months busting nuts left and right all over the developers, their moms, dads, all their children, their next door neighbors, their mailmen, I would turn their entire life into one big soggy biscuit. Psyonix should of never sold to epic games. After i came back from taking a decent break from the game, I expected my inventory to be worth more than my parents being supportive, but i was rudely awakened when i realized that of course a sleazy slutty jizz filled company named epic games rendered all my hard work in trading useless, Just like my mom was throughout my entire childhood. This game is sad, Depressing, It sold out, And the only thing holding it together, is a bunch of sweaty 15 year olds who have puss dripping off their foreheads, ranking down just to show off their flip resets, because nobody has anything better to do. If there is one thing I can recommend about this game, Its that it taught me the importance of killing yourself early so you dont have to deal with this shit.